
Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D
GOOD - A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old
boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR
TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was
down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER - A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST - A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He
replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment
of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his
patrol car and left.



- NightFury
on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:18 AM