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"Troopers don't have balls" LOL

Posted by on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:18 AM
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Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D

GOOD - A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER - A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST - A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

Posted by on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:18 AM
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opal10161973
by Sometimes Naughty? on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:20 AM
All funny but the last was hilarious!
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amy1will
by Amethyst on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:21 AM
Lmao
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turtle07
by Rhiannon on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:21 AM
Lol
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NightFury
by on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:21 AM


Quoting opal10161973:

All funny but the last was hilarious!

Lol, I know right.

How would you like to get out of a traffic ticket with that line??? Lmao ;-)

cnm5381no2
by on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:22 AM
Haha. I loved the first one.
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amyrw
by Gold Member on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:22 AM
That's funny...and actually tomorrow evening I'm going to the policeman's ball.
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..guesswho..
by Platinum Member on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:22 AM
Haha
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soontobemommie3
by Silver Member on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:23 AM
Lol!
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Angelovekisses
by Bronze Member on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:23 AM
I like those. Gave me a good laugh thanks
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Temecula_Mama
by Silver Member on Feb. 11, 2012 at 12:24 AM
Lol me and stbdh are over here snickering!!!!
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