My kids are eating breakfast trying to make a parody of "I jizzed in my pants"

[TrouserMouse]

It is called, "I tooted in my pants".  

Oh, the fun.

[mama2beautiesnb]

wow... how old are they?

[TrouserMouse]

13 and 9

Quoting mama2beautiesnb:

wow... how old are they?

[Laura1427]

Lol. Better you than me with all those boys. I would not be able to handle all the fart jokes. I can barely handle my husband and almost 3yo DS.

Recently he has learned to word fart....and has started farting on everything. And he proudly proclaims "I fart on the rug mama" or "I fart on mamas leg" -.- lol

[mama2beautiesnb]

ah. thats why i always ask before i run my mouth. i have a 6 yr old and a 2 yr old and i sometimes forget that other ppl have kids that r older lol. i was abt to say... really??? how do they even know a song abt jizzing in pants bc my kids r too young to hear such music, but yours are a bit older, so thats different.

Quoting TrouserMouse:

13 and 9

Quoting mama2beautiesnb:

wow... how old are they?

[TrouserMouse]

Well, the fact that they have 18 and 16 year old brothers plays a role too.  And, they know how to navigate youtube like pros.  

Quoting mama2beautiesnb:

ah. thats why i always ask before i run my mouth. i have a 6 yr old and a 2 yr old and i sometimes forget that other ppl have kids that r older lol. i was abt to say... really??? how do they even know a song abt jizzing in pants bc my kids r too young to hear such music, but yours are a bit older, so thats different.

Quoting TrouserMouse:

13 and 9

Quoting mama2beautiesnb:

wow... how old are they?

[TrouserMouse]

I don't think a day goes by without some sort of fart conversation...lol.

I am glad they are singing, "I tooted in my pants" and not the other version though.  :)

Quoting Laura1427:

Lol. Better you than me with all those boys. I would not be able to handle all the fart jokes. I can barely handle my husband and almost 3yo DS.

Recently he has learned to word fart....and has started farting on everything. And he proudly proclaims "I fart on the rug mama" or "I fart on mamas leg" -.- lol

[mama2beautiesnb]

oh Lord. good luck with that mama.

Quoting TrouserMouse:

Well, the fact that they have 18 and 16 year old brothers plays a role too.  And, they know how to navigate youtube like pros.  

Quoting mama2beautiesnb:

ah. thats why i always ask before i run my mouth. i have a 6 yr old and a 2 yr old and i sometimes forget that other ppl have kids that r older lol. i was abt to say... really??? how do they even know a song abt jizzing in pants bc my kids r too young to hear such music, but yours are a bit older, so thats different.

Quoting TrouserMouse:

13 and 9

Quoting mama2beautiesnb:

wow... how old are they?

[Laura1427]

Quoting TrouserMouse:

Hah. Yeah I would take fart jokes over semen jokes any day. Lol.

[LadyFreeRider]

Haha!!! The other day we were all in the car going to BIL's house and I smelled something funky (one of those lingering ones). I cracked my window and DH said "yeah that was pretty bad huh?" so I said "did you do that? It was nasty!" he said no that he thought I did. Umm...no. Lol. So look in the back at DS6 (who is the one that normally lets it rip) and he said he didnt do it either. then I hear giggling behind me and DD5 pipes up "I did it mommy! I farted!" and bursts out in giggles and laughter. Surprised the crap outta me. My pretty baby girl stank up the whole car! Lol

Quoting Laura1427:

Lol. Better you than me with all those boys. I would not be able to handle all the fart jokes. I can barely handle my husband and almost 3yo DS.



Recently he has learned to word fart....and has started farting on everything. And he proudly proclaims "I fart on the rug mama" or "I fart on mamas leg" -.- lol

[ladyraven16]

Ugh. Boys are gross! My 3yr old talks about poop constantly lol.