Oh my hell, I feel bad for laughing, but I can't help it. I know, I am a horrible person. My husband has been having stomach issues for a few days. He is at work, where he is a manager and today he is training a new hire.....he sent me a text, "holy fucking shit! I just sharted myself, while training my new hire. I want to crawl in a hole. To top it off, now I have to free ball it all day. Will you bring me some boxers?"
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on Feb. 13, 2012 at 2:34 PM
I am equally as bad. I would have cracked up too.
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on Feb. 13, 2012 at 2:36 PM
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Oh my...I am laughing so hard I have tears. Poor guy..take him some boxers.
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on Feb. 13, 2012 at 2:37 PM
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Glad to know I am not alone. Lol. I replied with, "I am sorry babe, that sucks. As soon as Chloe is done with lunch I will bring your boxers." His reply......"if you laugh at me when you get here you won't get sex for a week." Lol......I said, "ummm maybe I should laugh then, because you might shart on me during the dirty."
Quoting GreenEyePixie:
I am equally as bad. I would have cracked up too.
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on Feb. 13, 2012 at 2:38 PM
lmao...i would never let my SO live this down if it were him hahaha
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on Feb. 13, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Lol. Poor guy.
Quoting brandiaubrey:
Glad to know I am not alone. Lol. I replied with, "I am sorry babe, that sucks. As soon as Chloe is done with lunch I will bring your boxers." His reply......"if you laugh at me when you get here you won't get sex for a week." Lol......I said, "ummm maybe I should laugh then, because you might shart on me during the dirty."
Quoting GreenEyePixie:
I am equally as bad. I would have cracked up too.
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on Feb. 13, 2012 at 2:39 PM
lmao...i love your response!
Quoting brandiaubrey:
Glad to know I am not alone. Lol. I replied with, "I am sorry babe, that sucks. As soon as Chloe is done with lunch I will bring your boxers." His reply......"if you laugh at me when you get here you won't get sex for a week." Lol......I said, "ummm maybe I should laugh then, because you might shart on me during the dirty."
Quoting GreenEyePixie:
I am equally as bad. I would have cracked up too.
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on Feb. 13, 2012 at 2:39 PM
I wouldn't either... Lmao
Quoting lilbit53009:lmao...i would never let my SO live this down if it were him hahaha
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