(language)Dear A**hole:....write what you wish you could say in here!
Write your own letter to that not-so-special someone, or just say what you really wish you could say!
Dear Asshole,
You ruined your own life. It sucks because you refuse to take responsibility for anything. You will never have more than a minimum wage job because you got distracted sucking dick when you should have been studying to graduate. All the friends you recently lost are relieved they no longer have to be around your bratty, unruly child who has no respect for anyone. In fact, this is the first thing ___ mentioned to me when I said that you asked me to babysit your spawn so you could leave him for a weekend for some guy(again). Every time you tell me that you have realized that your mistake was trying to be friends with married people, it makes me want to punch you in the face. Perhaps you should re-evaluate your life situation before you end up with another baby daddy who wants nothing to do with you or his kids.
Sincerely,
The "friend" you still owe $6300
Dear Asshole,
You ruined your own life. It sucks because you refuse to take responsibility for anything. You will never have more than a minimum wage job because you got distracted sucking dick when you should have been studying to graduate. All the friends you recently lost are relieved they no longer have to be around your bratty, unruly child who has no respect for anyone. In fact, this is the first thing ___ mentioned to me when I said that you asked me to babysit your spawn so you could leave him for a weekend for some guy(again). Every time you tell me that you have realized that your mistake was trying to be friends with married people, it makes me want to punch you in the face. Perhaps you should re-evaluate your life situation before you end up with another baby daddy who wants nothing to do with you or his kids.
Sincerely,
The "friend" you still owe $6300
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
Posted by
on Feb. 13, 2012 at 9:53 PM
Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Replies:
by
Bronze Member
on Feb. 13, 2012 at 9:55 PM
1 mom liked this
Dear asshole. One day you will get what's coming to you. Your mother obviously failed to teach you that when you buy something from someone you are actually supposed to pay them.
Regards
The girl who you owe $2800.
Regards
The girl who you owe $2800.
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
by
Killer Potatoes
on Feb. 13, 2012 at 9:55 PM
1 mom liked this
Nah, im enjoying schadenfreude.
Quoting DropZoneMom:SO THERE.
Didja mail the asshole a copy??
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
by
Silver Member
on Feb. 13, 2012 at 9:56 PM
Damn! You lent someone $6300?!?
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
by
Silver Member
on Feb. 13, 2012 at 9:56 PM
1 mom liked this
Dear Asshole,
I know what's up when you "leave your phone in the car to charge" while hanging out with your ex. You never answer when she is around.
Sincerely,
The person about to stop talking to you
I know what's up when you "leave your phone in the car to charge" while hanging out with your ex. You never answer when she is around.
Sincerely,
The person about to stop talking to you
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
by
i♥Дми́трий
on Feb. 13, 2012 at 9:57 PM
1 mom liked this
dear asshole,
I will piss on your grave.
signed, me
by
Rachel
on Feb. 13, 2012 at 9:58 PM
Dear assholes,
Don't fucking blast someone's business all over Facebook when you haven't said a damn word to them in almost 9 years and probably said nothing to them in high school. Put yourself in their family's position and have some fucking respect.
Sincerely,
The only person in the class of 03 who seems to have any respect for a dead classmate
Don't fucking blast someone's business all over Facebook when you haven't said a damn word to them in almost 9 years and probably said nothing to them in high school. Put yourself in their family's position and have some fucking respect.
Sincerely,
The only person in the class of 03 who seems to have any respect for a dead classmate
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
by
Silver Member
on Feb. 13, 2012 at 9:58 PM
1 mom liked this
ROFL....you're (almost) evil....
Quoting abstractmommy:
Nah, im enjoying schadenfreude.
Quoting DropZoneMom:SO THERE.
Didja mail the asshole a copy??
by
Silver Member
on Feb. 13, 2012 at 10:00 PM
5 moms liked this
Dear jerk I'm married to
I know YOU personally think that valentines day is stupid but can you at least show me something that means you do love me. Yeah we get it, your not an affectionate man but my lord please for once shove that.part aside.
I know YOU personally think that valentines day is stupid but can you at least show me something that means you do love me. Yeah we get it, your not an affectionate man but my lord please for once shove that.part aside.
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
@cafemom Tweets
How do you survive parenting alone when your spouse is out of town? @ThatKristen has some ideas! http://t.co/E7qd4llO
Are you smiley faced obsessed? http://t.co/w079OxqU
Advertisement



- abstractmommy
on Feb. 13, 2012 at 9:53 PM