Adventures in Night Auditing, Episode 2 *Pics in Replies, page 1* *Update: And the Crazy Keeps on Coming*
There's a lady who's been staying with us for the last 4 months or so. We've all been telling management that she's crazy and needs to go. But hell, she's paying us like $100/night, so as long as she's not hurting anyone, they let her stay.
She spends day and night on our computers. Writing to Mick Jagger. She's going to marry him you know. She writes to him on facebook. She claimed she was writing a book, and would ask me several times a night how to spell words. She asked me how to spell Angelina Jolie and Gorbachev within minutes of each other the other night.
So, our guest computers have been down because of a blown circut. They were down for about 30 hours. She asked 2 other employees if she could use their laptops, and handed me a sheet of paper covered in random words, saying that it was important that she get it to Mick Jagger and would I send it for her. Not wanting to be a proxy celebrity stalker, I declined.
Well ... housekeeping went into her room this morning. Every single wall is covered in sharpie. Writing and drawings. The blackout curtains. The wall behind the towels in the bathroom. Everything. It's like something out of a horror movie, except that it's all bright colors and peace signs and little people figures. Some of it is profanity, some of it is "Vote Ron Paul", and one little gem is a huge "Thank you" to our hotel for taking such good care of her.
What
The
Fuck.
I think I'm gonna take my laptop around and take a video with my webcam. I've never done it before, but this is too good, y'all gotta see it and I don't have a camera anymore.
*Update*
So this other lady (Episode 1) just called looking for a room. I told her no. Especially because she said she didn't have her credit card, which was our problem last time.
And THEN, a couple of tweakers came in looking for a room but he didn't have a credit card, or any cash for a deposit. "I only have $114, can't you help me at all???" No kid, I really can't. That's enough to cover your room, but I still need a CC or $200 cash deposit. You don't have that, then you can't stay here. And then he, and his girlfriend, got pissed at me. Sorry asshole, not my fault that you don't have cash or a cc. Perhaps stop spending all your money on meth and you could afford a real apartment, or at least the deposit on a hotel room.
id say do it, just dont get into trouble and dont post it to youtube or facebook either...only post it here...
Did you manage to get the picture yet?
Ok, I have no idea how to make a proper video, and this one managed to lag enough that I sound like Herman Munster for a good portion of it, and it shakes around a lot. Plus I can't seem to upload it here without uploading it to youtube, and I'm not gonna do that, cause I don't feel like getting fired this week. So no video for you.
I am however, including some still shots, although I didn't have enough light for them to turn out very good... You can at least see what she did. It's crazy.
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- AnnieMcD
on Feb. 14, 2012 at 2:53 AM