Dear Adorable Intact Baby:
I think it's great that your mom decided to keep you intact. Really, I do!
But. I need you to understand that cleaning the diarrhea poop from inside your foreskin is not NEARLY as fun for me as it obviously is for you.
It's actually kind of creepy.
So if you could stop giggling every time I have to do that, I'd appreciate it.
Love, Your Daycare Provider
UPDATE: I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I DID NOT PULL BACK HIS FORESKIN. DUH. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT MY USE OF THE WORD "INSIDE" WAS NOT THE BEST CHOICE, BUT I DID NOT RETRACT THE POOR KID'S FORESKIN.
JEEBUS.
ive NEVER had to clean shit out of my sons penis. maybe if you (gen. you) would change the diaper sooner, it wouldnt get everywhere.
Thats soooooooo TRUE!
Quoting lv.42.dy:
uh... really?
ive NEVER had to clean shit out of my sons penis. maybe if you (gen. you) would change the diaper sooner, it wouldnt get everywhere.
Um, diarrhea can be explosive. Sooner in some situations would be as its happening. I have also cared for uncircumcised infants and even when changed often it can still happen.
That is why my son got nipped. I didn't want to have to deal with trying to keep the foreskin clean so it doesn't get an infection. Most of the time they have to get circumcised later in life so its easier and less painful as infants.
What is your greatest accomplishment? UPDATE
- SophistiSlut
on Feb. 16, 2012 at 2:32 PM