How quickly will this get me sent to Hell? - Update, told my SO the baby is fugly
My SO's good friend just had a baby.
A very.. interesting looking baby.
Okay I'm not gonna lie. The kid is ugly.
SO is all "ohhhh she is soooo cute!!"
And I'm all "ah.. cute name.."
SO asked me what I thought - do I "lie" and say she's "precious" or do I just tell her she's one of the ugliest babies I've ever seen?
UPDATE..
SO got a new picture of the baby on her phone and was like "Look... well she's not quite as cute here.. but.." I was like "Um yeah that baby is ugly" She gasped, of course LOL and I was like "Seriously, she looks like an old asian man!" Oh boy. The look on her face was priceless. Eventually she agreed. :)
You say "awwwwww look at those ______ (eyes, hair ears, fingers, toes) and then tell the mom she's lucky to have such a little girl (boy) and maybe say he/she looks like her
NOW when you bitches see me use this formula on here - don't hold it against me.
Well, I don't believe in Hell, but if I did, I say rapidly =0)
Lie without lieing.
Quoting FooLynRoo:You say "awwwwww look at those ______ (eyes, hair ears, fingers, toes) and then tell the mom she's lucky to have such a little girl (boy) and maybe say he/she looks like her
NOW when you bitches see me use this formula on here - don't hold it against me.
LMAO She does have big fat cheeks. And if her face wasn't so squished I could maybe see if she had pretty eyes. I don't even like the mom so I think I will say she looks like her....... ah Foo you always come through for me.
Quoting FooLynRoo:You say "awwwwww look at those ______ (eyes, hair ears, fingers, toes) and then tell the mom she's lucky to have such a little girl (boy) and maybe say he/she looks like her
NOW when you bitches see me use this formula on here - don't hold it against me.
What is your greatest accomplishment? UPDATE
- randomosityblog
on Feb. 16, 2012 at 4:29 PM