Dear DH:

[IncognitoOne]

Stop rubbing your stinking feet up my leg. I love you, but them puppies smell like they've been rooting around in horse poop all day.

Don't tell me they don't stink, when you took your shoes off, the DOG left the room.

Love, your wife.

[Manderkinz1989]

Lol.

[mom_dl6]

[crwspringer]

Give him a gift certificate for a pedicure

[IncognitoOne]

I'm serious. I gagged when he released them puppies.

Quoting Manderkinz1989:

Lol.

[cassiehmomof3]

 That's hilarious.  My husband is a grease monkey and says he doesn't stink when he gets home.  He also thinks that I should just deal with his morning breath

[IncognitoOne]

I actually have one that I got for Christmas and haven't used....lol.

But I wouldn't wish anyone to have to get up close and personal with those things.

Quoting crwspringer:

Give him a gift certificate for a pedicure

[IncognitoOne]

Oh no. There is NO kissing in this house until teeth have been brushed!!!

Yeah, grease does stink. DH is a licensed mechanic....it's not his main job now, but he has a second part time job working in a garage, but he used to play in grease all day.

Quoting cassiehmomof3:

 That's hilarious.  My husband is a grease monkey and says he doesn't stink when he gets home.  He also thinks that I should just deal with his morning breath

[Manderkinz1989]

I feel for you. My ex was so stinky, that he was the only thing that made me puke while pregnant with our first! Do you guys put baby powder in his shoes?

Quoting IncognitoOne:

I'm serious. I gagged when he released them puppies.

Quoting Manderkinz1989:

Lol.

[IncognitoOne]

Baby powder, foot powder, odor eaters inserts....it's nasty.

Quoting Manderkinz1989:

I feel for you. My ex was so stinky, that he was the only thing that made me puke while pregnant with our first! Do you guys put baby powder in his shoes?

Quoting IncognitoOne:

I'm serious. I gagged when he released them puppies.

Quoting Manderkinz1989:

Lol.

[Dorra]

Have him soak his feet in cider (brown) vinegar and also take L-lysine. That will help alot. Also Gold bond foot powder sprinkled in his boots. My husbands feet used to be really bad and all those things I mentioned helped.