What's the most embarrassing thing your kid has ever done or said? *Edit* added my story...

[AngelNCO]

I know we all have stories.... I wanna hear yours!  I honestly need a good laugh....

When my youngest was 5 he had an inguinal hernia. The doctor doing the surgery did his pre-op and introduced my son to the word "penis". I didn't explain the surgery to my son because I didn't want to scare him. The next day at school he told his teacher and classmates, all of which are girls, that the doctor had to cut his penis off and he showed them his penis. His teacher told me when I picked him up. I was mortified. When we got home I explained the procedure to him. I figured if he wasn't afraid of getting his penis cut off then there's no reason he should fear the real deal!

[LeahNichole81]

Well.. He does alot of things, but the most recent was the other day when DS decided he had to poop while we were eating lunch at Frisch's... He is mostly potty trained but I keep a diaper on me just in case it strikes while we are out :) anyway... DS was hiding under the table trying to 'go' (he still gets embarrassed) and DH got up to go make himself another plate at the salad bar, well DS jps out from under the table and YELLS "daddy!!! I'm finished pooping! I'm finished pooping!!!

[cassiehmomof3]

We were walking down the isle at the store and my two yo that hardly speaks holds her nose and points at a lady and says mama she stinks. I was mortified.

[crescentstar2]

In the grocery store and thete where teens all goth dressed my son screams and points "THOSE ARE BAD GUYS MOM LOOK!"

[lovemyirish]

My DD literally walked right up to someone and in her most disgusted voice asked "what's wrong with your face??"

[T-HoneyLuv]

My eight year old told our elderly male neighbor that he better take his wife out on a date because DS has seen what happens on "Desperate Housewives" if you don't. LOL. EMBARRASSING

[P.V.Hawkwind]

She calls old people grandma and men daddy lol She has both idk why she does it. 

[mommasaint]

O geez so many.....

When my youngest was about 3 I took her into a public restroom to go potty. After she was done, I decided I might as well go too. As I was going all the sudden started yelling "Mama! Why is there hair on your BUTT?"

I was mortified lol, I mean really why couldn't she have noticed that at home during one of the thousands of times she'd walked in on me when I was in the bathroom?!

[lilou]

My dd said to a woman at the library:" You talk like a man"!

While holding my niece at the clinic she was saying:" my dad as a big penis". Over and over again.

[ejbljb]

An elderly couple was looking at dd when she was a newborn. My 3yo said 'that's my sister. Mommy went..." and then he put his hands on his tummy and started grunting, pushing and squeezing his face, imitating me giving birth.

[ejbljb]

Quoting mommasaint:

O geez so many.....

When my youngest was about 3 I took her into a public restroom to go potty. After she was done, I decided I might as well go too. As I was going all the sudden started yelling "Mama! Why is there hair on your BUTT?"

I was mortified lol, I mean really why couldn't she have noticed that at home during one of the thousands of times she'd walked in on me when I was in the bathroom?!

Hahaha I'm seriously laughing out loud. I would die.