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New Here, what are the rules?

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I was banned from another popular baby site because the rules were vague.  I would like to understand the rules here and not get banned, otherwise I will have to work, and really, I'd rather waste my time on the internet.  I could be cleaning the floors and washing windows, but who wants to do that?  I have a lot of positive things to offer you ladies of cafemom, I just know I will fit in so well.  =)

by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 12:39 PM
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Lalina0508
by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 10:48 PM
2 moms liked this

Wow... that IS a happy place. I may have to start shitting there, myself!

Quoting Shabbydoll78:

 I would have to go to my happy place....Think, crapping in a lush field of green, a gently flowing stream glistens in the distance...birds chirping. And a bright rainbow...oh look ! There's a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow !

Quoting Lalina0508:

Just face the other way! heh


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Happykitty on Feb. 21, 2012 at 10:35 PM

 I cant even take a shit if my dog is in the same room, never mind squatting over someone and letting fly....I would suffer from performance anxiety.


 


GoRed
by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 10:49 PM

BTW I am watching teen mom right now (I KNOW, sorry!) and Kailyn, YOU SUCK!  God, admit you were wrong.  Also, how much do you ladies love Keifer?  He's hot! 

randomosityblog
by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 10:49 PM
3 moms liked this

Don't be a hypocritical tattle taling bitch.

^ Yeah that rule was just added.

Lalina0508
by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 10:50 PM

DH watches Teen Mom.... I worry about him sometimes

MNDsM
by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 10:56 PM

Two things...room as in you sometimes shit somewhere other than your bathroom?

and I literally cannot take a shit with my dog in the bathroom, he is too big.

Quoting Shabbydoll78:

 I cant even take a shit if my dog is in the same room, never mind squatting over someone and letting fly....I would suffer from performance anxiety.

Quoting activitymode:

I would totally take a dump on someone for money. Just sayin.

Quoting Shabbydoll78:

 Lmao !


As long as it doesn't involve those earlier mentioned Cleveland steamers, I'm down.


Quoting activitymode:

Well... I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I've heard five dollar night is a huge hit amongst the fellas.


Quoting Shabbydoll78:


 Is there any other way ?



Quoting activitymode:

I hope you bought that with fs!



Quoting Shabbydoll78:



 Everybody loves hamburger helper.




If you don't eat it, you should start.






 


 

 


TraceyMR
by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 10:58 PM
1 mom liked this

Oh ew, just ew.
BTW, is it "Gored" or "Go Red"

Quoting GoRed:

BTW I am watching teen mom right now (I KNOW, sorry!) and Kailyn, YOU SUCK!  God, admit you were wrong.  Also, how much do you ladies love Keifer?  He's hot! 


JayBearMM
by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 11:00 PM
I love how Joe played Kailyn. She's such a dumbass.
Shabbydoll78
by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 11:03 PM
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 Bathroom ? that's fancy livin. We have a bucket we carry from room to room.  our Portable terlet is just fine by us.

Quoting MNDsM:

Two things...room as in you sometimes shit somewhere other than your bathroom?

and I literally cannot take a shit with my dog in the bathroom, he is too big.

Quoting Shabbydoll78:

 I cant even take a shit if my dog is in the same room, never mind squatting over someone and letting fly....I would suffer from performance anxiety.

Quoting activitymode:

I would totally take a dump on someone for money. Just sayin.

Quoting Shabbydoll78:

 Lmao !


As long as it doesn't involve those earlier mentioned Cleveland steamers, I'm down.


Quoting activitymode:

Well... I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I've heard five dollar night is a huge hit amongst the fellas.


Quoting Shabbydoll78:


 Is there any other way ?



Quoting activitymode:

I hope you bought that with fs!



Quoting Shabbydoll78:



 Everybody loves hamburger helper.




If you don't eat it, you should start.






 


 

 

 

 

GoRed
by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 11:03 PM

GoRed, but everyone thought it was gored.  Haha. 

Quoting TraceyMR:

Oh ew, just ew.
BTW, is it "Gored" or "Go Red"

Quoting GoRed:

BTW I am watching teen mom right now (I KNOW, sorry!) and Kailyn, YOU SUCK!  God, admit you were wrong.  Also, how much do you ladies love Keifer?  He's hot! 



MNDsM
by on Feb. 21, 2012 at 11:05 PM

Oh good, I feel like I have found my home. We just generally move our tent when the shittin corner gets too full, but a bucket sounds like a good plan.

Quoting Shabbydoll78:

 Bathroom ? that's fancy livin. We have a bucket we carry from room to room.  our Portable terlet is just fine by us.

Quoting MNDsM:

Two things...room as in you sometimes shit somewhere other than your bathroom?

and I literally cannot take a shit with my dog in the bathroom, he is too big.

Quoting Shabbydoll78:

 I cant even take a shit if my dog is in the same room, never mind squatting over someone and letting fly....I would suffer from performance anxiety.

Quoting activitymode:

I would totally take a dump on someone for money. Just sayin.

Quoting Shabbydoll78:

 Lmao !


As long as it doesn't involve those earlier mentioned Cleveland steamers, I'm down.


Quoting activitymode:

Well... I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I've heard five dollar night is a huge hit amongst the fellas.


Quoting Shabbydoll78:


 Is there any other way ?



Quoting activitymode:

I hope you bought that with fs!



Quoting Shabbydoll78:



 Everybody loves hamburger helper.




If you don't eat it, you should start.






 


 

 


 


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