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"Idk about other women but my p***y dilates"

Posted by on Feb. 24, 2012 at 10:45 AM
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This is what my friend said in a conversation to me....

We were talking about how all women are different & talking about men saying some are horrible in bed. She said her ex used to say even the worst he had was still pretty good. SO spoke up & said " I can't say that, the worst I had was pretty bad, one was 8 months pregnant" (I'm sure he'll be bashed for that but whatever) this is the convo that ensued with my friend (who's had 4 kids!)

Friend: "how do you know she wasn't dilated?"

Me: "that has nothing to do with your vagina, your cervix dilates not your vagina"

Friend: "how do you think the baby comes out?"

Me: "the vagina stretches, its what it was made for, it stretches as the baby comes out, but the only thing that dilates is your cervix"

Friend: (mad) "well let me rephrase that MY pussy dilates, idk about other women but MINE does"

Me: (laughing)

I'm sitting there thinking did a woman in her 40's with 4 kids REALLY just say that?
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lifehappy
by on Feb. 24, 2012 at 10:46 AM

Wow.

Young_Mommy89
by Ruby Member on Feb. 24, 2012 at 10:52 AM
I was just kinda like O.o

She's one of those ppl who you can't tell her anything she THINKS she knows about. She's also told me drs told her after 4 months breastfeeding is no longer beneficial....yea ok...I don't hold her "knowledge" very high after that comment


Quoting lifehappy:

Wow.

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cLanief
by on Feb. 24, 2012 at 10:54 AM
thanks for the giggle!! Lmfao

"my pussy dilates!" hahahahhahahah
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Young_Mommy89
by Ruby Member on Feb. 24, 2012 at 10:56 AM
You're welcome lol believe me I'm STILL lmao about that comment

Quoting cLanief:

thanks for the giggle!! Lmfao



"my pussy dilates!" hahahahhahahah
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Kodysmommy928
by Jenjo-a-gogo on Feb. 24, 2012 at 10:56 AM

LOL

cLanief
by on Feb. 24, 2012 at 10:58 AM
I would have whole heartedly busted out laughing hysterically if I had heard that in person!!


Quoting Young_Mommy89:

You're welcome lol believe me I'm STILL lmao about that comment



Quoting cLanief:

thanks for the giggle!! Lmfao





"my pussy dilates!" hahahahhahahah

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MaryLu86
by on Feb. 24, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Omg hilarious!
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Mrs.Kubalabuku
by Silver Member on Feb. 24, 2012 at 11:01 AM

The magical dillating pussy!

She could have made millions as a porn star!  DIdn't some jerk offer that one woman with 2 vaginas a HUGE amount of money to star in a film?  (She turned him down!)  People are into some crazy stuff...

mom_dl6
by Platinum Member on Feb. 24, 2012 at 11:03 AM
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What a NOODLE !

mommasbabies77
by on Feb. 24, 2012 at 11:04 AM
meow?? lmao
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