"Idk about other women but my p***y dilates"
We were talking about how all women are different & talking about men saying some are horrible in bed. She said her ex used to say even the worst he had was still pretty good. SO spoke up & said " I can't say that, the worst I had was pretty bad, one was 8 months pregnant" (I'm sure he'll be bashed for that but whatever) this is the convo that ensued with my friend (who's had 4 kids!)
Friend: "how do you know she wasn't dilated?"
Me: "that has nothing to do with your vagina, your cervix dilates not your vagina"
Friend: "how do you think the baby comes out?"
Me: "the vagina stretches, its what it was made for, it stretches as the baby comes out, but the only thing that dilates is your cervix"
Friend: (mad) "well let me rephrase that MY pussy dilates, idk about other women but MINE does"
I'm sitting there thinking did a woman in her 40's with 4 kids REALLY just say that?