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as a mother, I find myself saying...

Posted by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 6:56 AM
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"no son, do NOT wear your sisters panties on your head"

"quit biting the furniture!!"

"no boo, you will not be a giant if you have many more birthdays, and no, you wont have to potty on the grass like the dogs"

"dont drink the baby bath!"

What do you find yourself saying? I never thought the above statements would come from my mouth!!
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huntersmama711
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 6:58 AM
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Come here baby. Let mama get that booger. Lol
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touchingstars
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 7:01 AM
I have mommy senses.. Her daddy is shocked i can be cleaning in my bathroom and randomly yell go take a nap and you hear her scream from end of the hallway i dont wanna nap. She is literally 10ft from him and he doesnt notice
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julesmccord
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 7:04 AM
My husband has the same eyesight problem!!
I also have to tell him no football in the house-even my 5yr old knows better. Lol


Quoting touchingstars:

I have mommy senses.. Her daddy is shocked i can be cleaning in my bathroom and randomly yell go take a nap and you hear her scream from end of the hallway i dont wanna nap. She is literally 10ft from him and he doesnt notice

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touchingstars
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 7:06 AM
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My dd and her daddy was fighting while i was dying my hair. I literally had to send them to seperate.rooms only to yell at them 10 mins later -_-


Quoting julesmccord:

My husband has the same eyesight problem!!

I also have to tell him no football in the house-even my 5yr old knows better. Lol




Quoting touchingstars:

I have mommy senses.. Her daddy is shocked i can be cleaning in my bathroom and randomly yell go take a nap and you hear her scream from end of the hallway i dont wanna nap. She is literally 10ft from him and he doesnt notice


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Minnie4433
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 7:07 AM
Quoting touchingstars:

I have mommy senses.. Her daddy is shocked i can be cleaning in my bathroom and randomly yell go take a nap and you hear her scream from end of the hallway i dont wanna nap. She is literally 10ft from him and he doesnt notice


Sandy418
by Platinum Member on Mar. 4, 2012 at 7:07 AM

"If  you  keep  eating  the butter  I  won't have  any  to cook   with"

Monise78
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 7:10 AM
No you can't have ice cream for breakfast and I don't care if it' s mostly milk.

Boy if I pull this car over it's gonna be some smoke in the city.

I don't care what your daddy let you do. I ain't your daddy.
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NeiaPlus3
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 7:14 AM

In the store "Eyes on hands off"
"Do I need to get some of that butt"
 

TotallyWarped
by Silver Member on Mar. 4, 2012 at 7:14 AM
Baby girl, don't bite the dog!

No you may not pee in the tub.

If you keep poking her, of course she's gonna slap you. Hey, you! Don't hit. (all in one breath)
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Minnie4433
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 7:15 AM
Quoting huntersmama711:

Come here baby. Let mama get that booger. Lol


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