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Posted by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:20 PM
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What's the dirtiest phrase you can come up with using kitchen "speak"? Get creative!
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by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:20 PM
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beadingmom17
by Rachel on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:20 PM
I'm going to zest my lemon...
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atyou
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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Husking the husbands corn.
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ejbljb
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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Whenever I make muffins, Dh asks if I want my muffin buttered..so gross lol
MomTo2SillyBoys
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:22 PM
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That sure is moist
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ejbljb
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Oh and "these muffins are really moist"
beadingmom17
by Rachel on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Put it in...one at a time...
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sweetmissy_05
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:23 PM
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How do you like your sausage?

Meissilly
by Gold Member on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:25 PM

Id like to slap some icing  on your buns  or   I wanna butter my  biscuits with your butter

tginn20
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:25 PM

DH asks me if I want him to "butter my bread" all the time- lol

He also asks me to butter his cob (aka corn on cob)

I was baking something and I asked my sister if she wants to taste the batter...my brother walks by and says "That's what she said"

There are a ton more...but I'll have to remember them.

ejbljb
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 12:25 PM
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Pound the meat
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