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What are the "dumb laws" in your state?

Posted by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 11:35 PM
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http://legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jokes/dumb-laws.html

I live in Connecticut...the dumb laws listed for CT are:

Connecticut

  • In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
  • It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
  • You may not educate dogs.
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Reina13
by on Mar. 6, 2012 at 10:47 AM

Oh i'll have to look  up my 'dumb laws'

Momof2boyskj
by on Mar. 6, 2012 at 10:48 AM
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Louisiana

"It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol."

"You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant."

Damn, where am I supposed to keep my pet alligator?!?! Lol
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couponluv72
by on Mar. 6, 2012 at 10:48 AM

not sure about wisconsin but in illinois 

-it is legal to have sexual relations with your sheep

-however it is not legal to do so in the front seat of your car

go figure

beadingmom17
by Rachel on Mar. 6, 2012 at 10:48 AM
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In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.

I can only assume this was an issue back in the day, what with all the alligators we have running around MI...
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singlemom1208
by on Mar. 6, 2012 at 10:49 AM
In a city near me it's illegal NOT to own a gun
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zebbyzebby06
by on Mar. 6, 2012 at 10:50 AM
North Dakota

Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.
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.Diddles.
by on Mar. 6, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Missouri:

Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.

Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

Four women may not rent an apartment together.
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zebbyzebby06
by on Mar. 6, 2012 at 10:51 AM
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^so as long as am i have my cocered wagon i can shoot all the indians we have lol
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andreamarie
by Gold Member on Mar. 6, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Bump for later
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JadedFaerie
by on Mar. 6, 2012 at 10:52 AM

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/australia

Our dumbass laws apparently:

Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.
You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can’t pick up on the first ring.
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.
The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale’s carcass.
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