I told 18 year old DD to have SEX with new boyfriend!! :0
This morning I was driving with my 11year old DD when 18 year old DD text from college to talk about her relationship with her new boyfriend and ask my thoughts. As I was driving, I dictated my reply and 11 year old DD was texting it for me. My last sentence to 18 year old was, "Definately do not have sex." Well, 11 year old DD left out the word "not" and so 18 year old received text that said, "Definately DO have sex."
Almost immediately, 18 year old called me for clarification. She thought I had lost my mind! hahahaha Just wanted to say I am going to fire my secretary!!