Bradley: *barks repeatedly and whines while scratching at the sunroom door*
Me: "Well, if you'd stop trying to make a break for it, I wouldn't have to lock you in there."
Me: "Yes, I know the sheltie next door is cute, but she just entirely out of your league boy!"
Bradley: *Barks and scratches the door once more before coming over and leaning against my leg*
Me: "Oh, alright you big lummox." *scratches behind his ears*