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yet another edition of "You know you are a mom when...."

Posted by on May. 3, 2012 at 8:08 PM
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you can dress and or undress a sleeping infant without waking her

you can and will catch kid vomit in your hand without flinching

when you hear a little voice say "mommy" you look ...even if you know your kids isn't there or your kid is a big kid

you wear band-aids with cartoons on them

you have absolutely no problem using your spit to clean your childs face in public...and when they become teenagers you use that exact same action as a threat

come and add your own ladies...

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AM-BRAT
by Gold Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:09 PM
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I sometimes refer to myself as mommy with other kids. :/

"Mommy can help you with your shoe..."
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PinkyPan
by Platinum Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:11 PM
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You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

DBKels
by on May. 3, 2012 at 8:13 PM
Oh my! I always wear character band aids. Lol

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Aspiemom0203
by Silver Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:14 PM
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When silence is like tornado siren going off. "What are you up too now, I don't hear any noise!"
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DutchMama2010
by on May. 3, 2012 at 8:14 PM
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You lift your head up from your pillow like a prairie dog from a hole when you hear your kid cough in their sleep
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tifferie
by Silver Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:14 PM
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You barely bat an eye when your child poops on you.
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ebbierowe
by Ruby Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:15 PM

 oh that is a good one.....I still do that and my oldest is almost 15...

Quoting DutchMama2010:

You lift your head up from your pillow like a prairie dog from a hole when you hear your kid cough in their sleep

 

tifferie
by Silver Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:15 PM
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You tell a coworker, "I gotta go potty."
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kidlover2
by Gold Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:16 PM
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When tragic news stories about children make you cry
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shadow_lark
by Gold Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:18 PM
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When your child is using the vacuum attachments as a megaphone and your only thought is, atleast he's not making a mess.
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