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yet another edition of "You know you are a mom when...."

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you can dress and or undress a sleeping infant without waking her

you can and will catch kid vomit in your hand without flinching

when you hear a little voice say "mommy" you look ...even if you know your kids isn't there or your kid is a big kid

you wear band-aids with cartoons on them

you have absolutely no problem using your spit to clean your childs face in public...and when they become teenagers you use that exact same action as a threat

come and add your own ladies...

by on May. 3, 2012 at 8:08 PM
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ebbierowe
by Ruby Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:38 PM

 when you can tell what is stuck in the vaccum cleaner by the sound it makes...

ebbierowe
by Ruby Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:39 PM

you keep a box of cake mix, cupcake cups and icing in the pantry just in case your kid 'forgets" to tell you that are supposed to make cupcakes for his class...

swmmra
by on May. 3, 2012 at 8:40 PM

snot is no longer a 4 letter word :)

TSR
by Bronze Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:41 PM
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And dinner is burgers and fries from the concession stand after the game!!

Quoting DBKels:

A night out us your kidsbaseball game and some dinner.
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LuvCoopins
by on May. 3, 2012 at 8:41 PM
She cant remember what the hell she said or told you from one day to the next...

She bitches and whines about anything and everything...

Talks shit on everyone behind their backs...including the friend of hers that bought her a house just so she would move to IN...

Lies and manipulates...

Miserable person...

Thats my mom in a nutshell! :)

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isaiahbellamom
by Gold Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:42 PM
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When you have 2 inches too sleep in your own bed lol
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isaiahbellamom
by Gold Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:43 PM
You utter the words did you poop 20 times a day.
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isaiahbellamom
by Gold Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:43 PM
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When the words because I said so....... is a everyday sentence.
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vicki77433
by on May. 3, 2012 at 8:45 PM
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You can be peed, puked and pooped on in an afternoon and still say that you had a good day.

ebbierowe
by Ruby Member on May. 3, 2012 at 8:46 PM

 I just realzied I used the wrong "your"...but that sucks about your mom...

Quoting LuvCoopins:

She cant remember what the hell she said or told you from one day to the next...

She bitches and whines about anything and everything...

Talks shit on everyone behind their backs...including the friend of hers that bought her a house just so she would move to IN...

Lies and manipulates...

Miserable person...

Thats my mom in a nutshell! :)

 

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