yet another edition of "You know you are a mom when...."
you can dress and or undress a sleeping infant without waking her
you can and will catch kid vomit in your hand without flinching
when you hear a little voice say "mommy" you look ...even if you know your kids isn't there or your kid is a big kid
you wear band-aids with cartoons on them
you have absolutely no problem using your spit to clean your childs face in public...and when they become teenagers you use that exact same action as a threat
come and add your own ladies...