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Teach your sons.

Posted by on May. 4, 2012 at 9:26 AM
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1. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.
2. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time, and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.
3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know.
4. Save money when you're young because you'll need it some day.
5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.
6. YOU are your family's leader. Lead wisely.
7. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself.
8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.
9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts.
10. Take pride in your appearance.
11. Be strong and tender at the same time.
12. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3 A.M. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.
13. "Yes ma'am" and "yes sir" still go a long way.
14. The reason that they're called "private parts" is because they're "private". Please do not scratch them in public.
15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.
16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.
17. Be patriotic.
18. Potty humor isn't the only thing that's humorous.
19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.
20. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you.
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.Pagan.
by on May. 4, 2012 at 9:28 AM

i like that :)

Slademom09
by on May. 4, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Love this
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kmjmlj
by Bronze Member on May. 4, 2012 at 9:30 AM
That should come framed to each little boy born its nice
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boysmom5
by Bronze Member on May. 4, 2012 at 9:30 AM
That's nice.
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christina0607
by on May. 4, 2012 at 9:31 AM

I like it. I don't agree with #1 though. Being a male doesn;t mean you set the tone for a sexual relationship. My nother taught me the opposite and I'll teach my daughter the same.

longhorngal
by on May. 4, 2012 at 9:33 AM

Perfect!

auntietotty
by Elizabeth on May. 4, 2012 at 9:33 AM

As a mother to a 26 yr old son, I agree! I did teach my son all of these...well, pretty much! lol

He's a good guy...it helps that he has a great role model in his dad too!

starreyedcutie
by Platinum Member on May. 4, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Love it
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TotallyWarped
by on May. 4, 2012 at 3:33 PM
To each their own.

Quoting christina0607:

I like it. I don't agree with #1 though. Being a male doesn;t mean you set the tone for a sexual relationship. My nother taught me the opposite and I'll teach my daughter the same.

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LntLckrsCmQut
by on May. 4, 2012 at 3:36 PM

 These could be taught to a girl,  but I don't agree with  1 and 6.

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