OMG in MY BED!!!! *Edited*

[PinkHairMAMA]

There are ANTS in my bed!!! Apparently DH or my kids have been eating in my bed!!!

*munch* *munch* *munch*

Couldn't have been me!! ;-) ok yes I enjoy popcorn in my bed while watching a movie after the kids are in bed and before DH gets home. What have y'all found in your bed?

ETA: OK y'all have some freaky and FUNNY stories!! Keep em coming!! This is so entertaining! The roach pics are creepy though, give me the heeby jeebies.

[thickmamaof2]

what part of central texas? Im in heights

Quoting mom2four1978:

Scorpion. A few times. Of course I only know about the ones that stung either DH or I in our sleep. Little bastards. I guess its just part of living in central Texas.

[PinkHairMAMA]

We have boys, 7y and 5y, we find toys all the time too. Found a light sabor and thought DH was getting frisky. Oh well. LOL.

Quoting MomRocs1102:

, Me and dh have a great time sexing each other up and then we hear a mans voice saying I am Optimus Prime, and I am Bumble Bee it was a damn foursome with transformers, and there have been many other toys as well. I am so afraid of bugs any kind so ill take the toys

[babie113]

A cloth eating beetle

[PinkHairMAMA]

OMG!! I wouldn't have gone back to bed for a month!!

Quoting Whisper85:

A tarantula, but that's normal for our area. I once had a scorpion on my wall too.

[thickmamaof2]

one time when i was a daycare teacher, i was laying my summer kids down for a nap. They had just finished kindy and were going to 1rst. Well all of the sudden i heard "miss krystal miss krystal! A scorpion!!!!" one of the kids had unknowningly brought a scorpion in his sleeping bag. Omg that was scary. Protecting 40 kids all by my self!

[PinkHairMAMA]

Oh YUCK!!! Thank God no maggots, I think those are just creepy!!

Quoting MDJennyJen:

I found ants in my bed once too... But they were there because there was a dead RABBIT on my bed. Apparently my dog decided to kill one and bring it in (through the doggy door) while I was at work.

[MomRocs1102]

Lol yea try a car just starts driving in your bed boys are super funny, did you get rid of ants and find where there coming from?

[Whisper85]

Yeah I'm used to it now. It comes with living in the desert... I had a scorpion in my livingroom run after me. I didn't sleep for a week. But hey it beats having bears on my front porch or walking through town and running into them!

Quoting PinkHairMAMA:

OMG!! I wouldn't have gone back to bed for a month!!

Quoting Whisper85:

A tarantula, but that's normal for our area. I once had a scorpion on my wall too.

[PinkHairMAMA]

I can imagine the ear splitting squeals!! Ouch! Bless your heart for being a daycare teacher, you're braver than I, I think most kids scare me more than bugs.

Quoting thickmamaof2:

one time when i was a daycare teacher, i was laying my summer kids down for a nap. They had just finished kindy and were going to 1rst. Well all of the sudden i heard "miss krystal miss krystal! A scorpion!!!!" one of the kids had unknowningly brought a scorpion in his sleeping bag. Omg that was scary. Protecting 40 kids all by my self!

[fatcat0908]

A bat...a fucking bat! I ALWAYS pull the comforter off before I get under its,