N "I'm waiting on your page for you to post something Shawny."
Me "You have to add the Mac at the end--Shawny-Mac. That way it's not so emasculating."
Her "Thanks doll. I'll remember that the next time I'm screaming his name."
Dude. Lol He weighs 250+ lbs and is so not my type. He mentioned to me the other day that she's been getting jealous of people posting on his page. They've been dating for a few weeks.
Second case--my friend Matt is the kind of guy I can have any conversation with. He doesn't judge me and is neutral, so he's a good person to talk to. The last time I called his queen boyfriend smashed the windows in his house because (s)he was pissed he talked to me.
All this fucking drama. I've known these people for ages and trust me, if I wanted to fuck them I would have. But I didn't and they're my friends.
I hate when insecure women get in the way of friendships.