If you take your kids to the lake (vent)
This happened to me today. I took my neice, son and df and went to the local lake. These two kids tried to use me as a shield as they sprayed each other. I asked twice for him to get in the other side of me. Then his brother squirted me right in my ear! So I walked away instead of beating the crap out of these two 10 year olds. I just wanted to spank them!
It wasn't until I came back that they had an adult paying attention to them. And even then the adults where too busy sun tanning to care. They'd look up randomly as they almost squirted me again and threw moss at each other. All the adults said was "knock it off" before going back to their tanning.
Now lemme add I wasn't angry at getting wet. I'm angry because my right ear is impacted has been since I was a kid, and they decided to use me as a fracking human shield! I rarely swim because of this ear and when it gets water in it it hurts for days and I can't hear. I just wish they had some adult supervision.
In good news lil man loved the water and the child in my belly did not. As soon as my belly touched water I got a cramp lol.