Top 10 Reasons Why CafeMom is Better Than Facebook
10. You're not tempted to look up old boyfriends
9. No bellyfat ads
8. You can post about sore nipples without worrying you'll get a creepy PM from some crazy hairy shirtless guy looking for "pritty ladee like you to love"
7. No memes from George Takei
6. Staffers aren't too busy riding around the office on skateboards to answer your questions
5. No fascist apps that steal your personal info and spam your friends
4. Fonts!
3. Your CafeMom profile page is to Timelime what chocolate is to rug burns
2. You have forever to edit your posts (as opposed to 2.1 seconds)
1. Post bumps!
(Of course, the real #1 reason is mom friends, but that goes without saying!)
Quoting JoshRachelsMAMA:
I love George Takei
Me, too! I felt a little guilty including it, but I sacrificed honesty for humor!!
Quoting Sweet_Britt:OMG ROFL
3. Your CafeMom profile page is to Timelime what chocolate is to rug burns
Glad you liked that one!!
She is asking about her dad ....
If you had to slaughter your own animals, would you still eat meat? Poll included
- EllenMeister
on May. 7, 2012 at 11:00 AM