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Funny things.DH says while.half asleep

Posted by on May. 16, 2012 at 12:40 PM
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"Babe, I just love your bewbees."

"Neo, quit licking Daddy's feet!" (Neo is his cat. He was sleeping in the other room, lol"

What funny things has your SO said while sleeping?
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hudson.maggie
by on May. 16, 2012 at 12:41 PM

 My DH has sat up and started humming before lol, he's also sang in his sleep (i can't remember what).. he's kneed me in the butt before (he was having a dream that he was kneeing someone in the head LOL)

teaching_mama
by on May. 16, 2012 at 12:41 PM
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Mine once said "Im gonna go play a round of golf" lol
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MarinaVictoria
by on May. 16, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Well I don't really have an SO, but I know when I was extreme tired or half sleep I would say random things. Example: I would be laying in bed on the phone at 2am, all of a sudden I would say, "open the car door for me." yeahhhhhhhh can you say random.
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RaLALA
by on May. 16, 2012 at 12:42 PM
DH gasps. lol
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jennrn79
by on May. 16, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Mine told me to " get off the washing machine! " once and also asked me one New Years why I had Happy New Years written across my ass...
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poeticrose09
by Bronze Member on May. 16, 2012 at 12:44 PM

Miine likes to grope me and then try having sex while sleeping. Then in the morning when I talk to him about it he doesnt  remember anything

JocelynsMommy30
by Silver Member on May. 16, 2012 at 12:46 PM
SO talks a lot in his sleep but he doesn't believe me. Lol he says what are you doing. Or come to bed when I'm right next to him lol
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xLilBit22
by La Melodia on May. 16, 2012 at 12:47 PM
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DF gets hiccups smh then he used to smack me nd elbow me never failed til recently (hes always fighting someone in his dream) hes a mad sleeping person lmfao
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AshandJax
by on May. 16, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Mine talks about work. He runs a press at a factory
He has said things like he needs to "put out that fire" and such, lol.
twolilgirls712
by on May. 16, 2012 at 12:57 PM
My dh said " hell na you better get your own" once lol it was hilarious.. He talks alot In his sleep but it's mostly broken sentences.. My dd also does it.. oh and sometimes when he is asleep his eyes are half open..it looks freaky
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