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Um, excuse me, you're touching my butt.

Posted by on May. 20, 2012 at 10:20 PM
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I know I have a nice one and all but what is up with people trying to fondle me every time I go out? I don't even think I dress very provocatively. Last night, I was wearing a black dress that came below my knees. It doesn't surprise me when it's some random drunk guy...there is always that one asshole you have to put in check...but when it's a married man or something, it makes you go, "WTF?" Do I have a sign on my back or something?

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Toxic.Stardust
by on May. 20, 2012 at 10:21 PM
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*whispers*
He touched the butt
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arigdon4
by on May. 20, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Lol own it girl
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edelweiss23
by on May. 20, 2012 at 10:23 PM

kids LOVE that movie!  You took the words right out of my mouth!

Quoting Toxic.Stardust:

*whispers*
He touched the butt


jillbailey26
by on May. 20, 2012 at 10:25 PM

I wonder if their friends are off in a corner saying "He touched the butt!"


"Let us therefore make every effort to do what leads to peace and to mutual edification"  Romans 14:19

jillbailey26
by on May. 20, 2012 at 10:25 PM
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Quoting Toxic.Stardust:

*whispers*
He touched the butt

Awww, poo, lol.


"Let us therefore make every effort to do what leads to peace and to mutual edification"  Romans 14:19

barrelracer1699
by Gold Member on May. 20, 2012 at 10:29 PM
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HAHAHA took me a min but I figured out the movie! I had a guy grab my butt once and then went and told his friends it was the best he had ever touched!

Quoting edelweiss23:

kids LOVE that movie!  You took the words right out of my mouth!

Quoting Toxic.Stardust:

*whispers*
He touched the butt

 


reesesami
by on May. 20, 2012 at 10:31 PM
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When I was 22 or so, I was at a bar near L.A. and I was walking and some guy slapped my ass super hard. I turned around to smack whoever it was but there was no one in front of me...then I looked down and saw Weeman (sp?) from Jackass standing with his arms folded and nodding his head. I was so shocked that I just sort of backed away and rejoined my friends. It was pretty hilarious!
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Candymonster
by on May. 20, 2012 at 10:33 PM

I STILL don't understand the attractions to butts and all...why want to go near something that smelly stuff comes out of? 

Sweety1018
by Bronze Member on May. 20, 2012 at 10:33 PM
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Lmao I had my butt grabbed by a drunk women at a hockey game I was working lol.
My favorite was this guys wife grabbed his butt ran into the restroom he turns and asks me did u grab my butt. I say no sir I did not he ask me do u want to? I say with a smile on my face no thank u sir.
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TotallyWarped
by on May. 20, 2012 at 10:40 PM
My mans more of a boob guy. You can't exactly accidentally grab someones boob.
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