Um, excuse me, you're touching my butt.
I know I have a nice one and all but what is up with people trying to fondle me every time I go out? I don't even think I dress very provocatively. Last night, I was wearing a black dress that came below my knees. It doesn't surprise me when it's some random drunk guy...there is always that one asshole you have to put in check...but when it's a married man or something, it makes you go, "WTF?" Do I have a sign on my back or something?