When will I learn to stop buying these godforsaken things? Every time I do, we end up getting gnats. I fucking HATE gnats.
(I hope I punctuated this properly and didn't mistake a dead gnat carcass for a period or something. Stupid shit bugs.)
So to recap: Bananas + Me = Gnat-filled house of annoyance.
Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.