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Motherf***ing BANANAS!

Posted by on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:19 AM
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When will I learn to stop buying these godforsaken things?  Every time I do, we end up getting gnats.  I fucking HATE gnats.


(I hope I punctuated this properly and didn't mistake a dead gnat carcass for a period or something.  Stupid shit bugs.)


So to recap:  Bananas + Me = Gnat-filled house of annoyance.




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eesmommy
by Gold Member on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Take a quart jar, put two fingers high of white vinegar, add a tiny slice of.banana;) and make a loose cone shape out of a piece of.papers, then tape it in.place, the gnat go in but cant get out:)
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sbreece
by Silver Member on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Yep..gnats cone standard with the purchase of fresh bananas. :)

You're welcome..said no body ever.


Quoting WildCat73:

I wonder if that is why i am getting them. I kept trying to figure it out. And they always come when i buy Bannanas.


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ErikaRobin
by Queen of Awesome on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:32 AM


Quoting norahsmommy:

I spray mine with vinegar when I bring them home. I noticed that seemed to help. It doesn't affect how they taste.

No shit?!  Well, hell.  I'll have to try this!

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


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brettsmomma
by Tammie on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:32 AM

I put my fruit in the fridge.  




  




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ErikaRobin
by Queen of Awesome on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:33 AM

Usually free stuff rocks...


That's one bonus we can do without.

Quoting sbreece:

Yep..gnats cone standard with the purchase of fresh bananas. :)

You're welcome..said no body ever.


Quoting WildCat73:

I wonder if that is why i am getting them. I kept trying to figure it out. And they always come when i buy Bannanas.



Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


sbreece
by Silver Member on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:33 AM
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AND your fruit will be soft and fluffy!!

Haha..sorry..I couldn't resist ;)


Quoting epoh:

Put a dryer sheet around your fruit. That works to keep them away.

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LadyFreeRider
by Blondie on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I put up the sticky fly traps. Its helped alot.
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ErikaRobin
by Queen of Awesome on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:34 AM
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Quoting brettsmomma:

I put my fruit in the fridge.  

But the bananananananas don't look like bananananananas if I put them in the fridge, Tammie.  They look grody.  I just can't do that to the poor things.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
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brandi2781
by Silver Member on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I have never tried it with Apple cider vinegar and we never add sugar, just white vinegar. They like the smell.


Quoting ErikaRobin:


Quoting brandi2781:

Put out a cup of vinegar covered with plastic with small holes poked in it. It attracts the gnats and they cant get out!

Apple Cider Vinegar, yes?  But I'm supposed to put in like a tablespoon of sugar too, or something. 



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sbreece
by Silver Member on Jun. 20, 2012 at 9:34 AM
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Haha! I agree! What's the purpose of a gnat anyway?
Oh they're put here just to piss me off??

Mission..accomplished.


Quoting ErikaRobin:

Usually free stuff rocks...


That's one bonus we can do without.

Quoting sbreece:

Yep..gnats cone standard with the purchase of fresh bananas. :)



You're welcome..said no body ever.





Quoting WildCat73:

I wonder if that is why i am getting them. I kept trying to figure it out. And they always come when i buy Bannanas.





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