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Gang signs, brain farts, faux boogies and nude beaches - oh my!

Posted by on Jun. 20, 2012 at 10:26 AM
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A day in the life of Foo.

This morning I wake and go through the normal trials of the morning, shower, groom, dress dogs etc.

Kiss my Dh goodbye as we part ways for our jobs, I see him at the bridge toll in the lane two over from me - waving his hand in some sort of gang sign, and im like WTF are you doing? 

He does it again smiling. so Im like whatever dummy.

I text him from work and ask why he was "throwing gang signs" at me at the tolls.. he said

"I was doing the I love you sign dumb ass! thanks!" lol

BRAIN FART


Then my first customer of the day dear soul is giving me the boog sign, rubbing his nose and looking at mine.. and I just brush it off,and hes like hun - and  its just dry skin on my nose (im sick, my nose is chapped and it peels, its  unsightly, but i can't do anything but keep moisturizing) so I tell him no - its just dry skin thanks.. and he leaves.


THEN - THEN I log onto facebook and I am still not sure but I think my husband is planning a 

Nudie beach getaway with a fellow cafemommer who I have on my facebook Sthompson you WHORE!

They were posting it on MY wall whilst I slept last night!


Posted by on Jun. 20, 2012 at 10:26 AM
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IreneCarroll
by on Jun. 20, 2012 at 10:27 AM
bump


FooLynRoo
by on Jun. 20, 2012 at 10:41 AM

I guess this is just much more amusing to me than the masses.

LOL

Im still laughing about my gang sign thing LOL he's never going to let me livethat down

FooLynRoo
by on Jun. 20, 2012 at 10:48 AM

NOW IM JUST leaving this hear for Jthompson to read it and COWAR!

Bird16_J
by Mrs. Guerpo on Jun. 20, 2012 at 10:51 AM
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lmao @ the gang sign that's awesome! lol Today sounds like it's going to be one of those days lol


supermom2xlb
by on Jun. 20, 2012 at 11:13 AM

Thanks for making me LOL this morning! I needed it!

Elise_Gurrola
by Bronze Member on Jun. 20, 2012 at 11:16 AM
thnks for making my day. i was in the bathroom lol when ds yelled whats so funny. ty again
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supermom2xlb
by on Jun. 20, 2012 at 11:17 AM
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My 3 year old DD saw your siggy and said "Oh mommy! I want THAT baby! Can we get it? Can we?" LOL She thinks if we have another baby, she'll just be able to pick it out...

Quoting Bird16_J:

lmao @ the gang sign that's awesome! lol Today sounds like it's going to be one of those days lol


SThompson21
by Evil.Minion on Jun. 20, 2012 at 11:29 AM

lmao!!!

i swear...its innocent

*whistles*

wanna go to the beach?

FooLynRoo
by on Jun. 20, 2012 at 11:38 AM


Quoting SThompson21:

lmao!!!

i swear...its innocent

*whistles*

wanna go to the beach?


I am keeping my eyes on you ...

Just know that.


mother fucker was whistling and putting on suntan lotion this morning!


Bird16_J
by Mrs. Guerpo on Jun. 20, 2012 at 12:31 PM

LOL that is TOO cute! :) Kinda like a pet store only a baby store and you can pick and choose your baby huh? lmao Kids are so dang funny! lol

Quoting supermom2xlb:

My 3 year old DD saw your siggy and said "Oh mommy! I want THAT baby! Can we get it? Can we?" LOL She thinks if we have another baby, she'll just be able to pick it out...

Quoting Bird16_J:

lmao @ the gang sign that's awesome! lol Today sounds like it's going to be one of those days lol




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