1. You can want in one hand and shit in the other, see which one gets full fastest!
2. God tells us to make a joyful noise unto him, that doesn't necessarily mean it has to sound good.
3. Dryer sheets ward off mosquitos!
4. When someone is being a cry baby, lifting your shirt up and offering them some titty is an appropriate response.
5. God gave you dominion over creatures. (she seriously tells every bug that comes near her that god gives her dominion over them and to get out)
She might be crazy as a loon, but I love that old woman! What did your grandma teach you!
oh my grandma has that last one down! my grandpa would literally give her the moon if he could!! but it goes both ways, she babies him as well!
Quoting AliIzzyMom:
No seriously. She taught me how to see, how to cook. She taught me how to get your husband to promise you anythin you want ;-) I miss my nana so much!
She taught me that if I turn on the bar stool one more time I could fly. THEY SPIN, that means you are meant to spin in them but noooo. She also taught me that I could with stand being knocked off said bar stool and survive a 4 foot drop.
I will be devastated when mine passes! Grandmothers are amazing! And they seem immortal! until they are gone.
Quoting Sun_Shine_990:
omg. I love this post. It is making me want cry cuz i miss both my grandmothet after reading that... One was crazy ass idk what the whole time i knew her. The other one, i kid you not was like a best friend to me, and i thought she would never die, at the time anyway, i just never picutered her dieing... If she didn't teach me anything else she taught me what a true really was. She was so dear to me...
I learned the finer points of a sharp wit from all my grandmothers and great grandmothers. Also when someone displeases you the most sensitive part of their body is their thumb or pinky and twist.
Do you consider anything less than a Bachelors Degree a COLLEGE education?
Common causes of arguments in your household
- kmorales7690
on Jul. 5, 2012 at 1:30 AM