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Wait..... Vampires don't sparkle??

Posted by on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:32 PM
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lol

OK, I'll be honest here and say that I like the Twilight books (but mostly the movies). However, I'll also be honest and own up to the fact that I read them under the full knowledge that a ten year old can (and they have!) written with more talent.

It just cracks me up to hear people try to defend what vampires do and don't do. What?? For one, they're fictional. Always have been, always will be. I know, I know- bubbles are bursting everywhere. The closest thing to a real vampire that has ever existed is a sick and twisted human with no supernatural powers at all. A few, actually.

More than that, the concept of vampires as we know it has only existed now for a few hundred years, and most of that is from Bram Stoker's "Drakula", which he made up of a mishmash of myths and VERY loosely based on Vlad the Impaler. Before that, the first stories about vampires didn't include sunlight, garlic, and super strength/powers, and DID include vampires being afraid of silver even though it wouldn't kill them (wusses), consumption of flesh along with blood, and the idea that they were more like spirits or reanimated corpses than "changed" humans! That's not at all like what we know as vampires!

Truth is, they do whatever we tell them to do. If we write stories about them being afraid of garlic, or silver, or sunlight, sometimes it'll stick, sometimes not. So let's all take a deep breath and two steps back, and stop arguing about whether these books have a good story or not! Let's stop arguing about which maladjusted teenager we'd kill our daughters WORSE for dating! Let's also stop arguing about whether they're well written!



They're not.




And I'll Internet-fight you to the death if you say they are. ;)


Posted by on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:32 PM
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MamaRae85
by Bronze Member on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:34 PM
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Beautiful31mom
by on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:38 PM

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Beautiful31mom
by on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:39 PM

Mamacruz13
by Gold Member on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:40 PM
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I am typically not a fan of men with blond hair... But my god, the things I would do to this man if given the chance lol.

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angelic.zombie
by Member on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:40 PM

Holy damn.....Idk who he is but he can bite me vampire or not :)

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TugBoatMama
by on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:42 PM
Shit...I would happily meet this dude in the coffee aisle.

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Jamie1972
by Silver Member on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Ahh eric best vampire EVER!!!!!! bite me pretty plz


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Beautiful31mom
by on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:44 PM
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Beautiful31mom
by on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:46 PM

I have to admit, I like Long haired Eric better than short haired Eric. It suits him better I think. Though his comment after getting blood in his hair was hysterical "Pam's gonna kill me" LOL! 

momswag
by on Jul. 10, 2012 at 5:46 PM
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How can you know for certain that Vampires have not existed or don't exist? You cannot say definitively that Vampires do not or have never existed, it's like Big Foot, Loch Ness monster, Mermaids, etc... 

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