Cafemom seasons:

[alwayskk]

May-July:

“My husband didn’t get me anything for Mother’s Day!�

“I’m not getting my husband anything for Father’s Day!�

“Why do people let their kids play outside without shoes on?/with pants on?/without a hat?�

“It’s so hot!�

July-September:

“I shouldn’t have to pay for your child’s school supplies!�

“You’ve known all year long that school is starting!�

“What is the point of ‘back to school shopping’?�

“I want to get this teacher fired for disciplining my kid!�

October- January:

“How much are you spending on Christmas?�

“I don’t have any money for Christmas!�

“Stop getting scammed on the internet!�

“Can’t we celebrate Thanksgiving first?�

“You’ve known Christmas was coming all year long!�

"If you don't teach your kid about Santa, you don't love them."

"What are you spending your tax return on?"

February-April:

“Why isn’t your baby wearing a jacket?�

“Don’t put jackets on in carseats!�

“HE FORGOT VALENTINES DAY!�

“Why won’t the school let us take off for vacation?!�

“It’s still snowing!�

"EIC IS WELFARE!"

Did I miss any? LOL

[kc932]

Haha, don't you know it. And there are the classics breast feeding vs. formula feeding, forward facing vs. rear facing, sahm vs. working moms and an up and rising single moms vs. married moms who have the balls to claim they are single mom, pa sahms vs. REAL sahm's (rofl) AND "could I be pregnant??"

 

[OxbAbIebxO]

That could be all year round. But don't forget "help, I might be pregnant! I had unprotected sex yesterday! What do you think oh doctors of cafemom who can give me a pregnancy test over the Internet even though it's too early anyway"

Quoting kaylasmom22:

Quoting FL2AK:

I think you covered everything. Throw in the occasional Monday morning quarterbacking of national events and tragedies and we have everyday on CM covered.

Don't forget the, "I cheated on my husband" or "help, I found a strange text on DH phone could he be cheating? that is all year round lmao

[marinesweetie]

Hey holidays should include us jews

[lovingwifey]

Halloween. 

lol

[allycally]

Love it

[singlemom1208]

"Omg!!! Someone wished me merry Christmas and I'm NOT a Christian!"

"I don't let my kids eat Halloween candy"

"can you believe these Halloween costumes they have for little girls!"

Hmmm... Idk what else. Lol

[allycally]

U forgot to add"the you kids peznut allergy is going to make my child starve"

[CJsMommy622]

You forgot "I can't believe you're lying to your kid about Santa"

[singlemom1208]

Lol at the married moms who have the balls to claim they're single moms!!! Lmao!!!

Quoting kc932:

Haha, don't you know it. And there are the classics breast feeding vs. formula feeding, forward facing vs. rear facing, sahm vs. working moms and an up and rising single moms vs. married moms who have the balls to claim they are single mom, pa sahms vs. REAL sahm's (rofl) AND "could I be pregnant??"

 

[eve210]

Lmao. So accurate