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Where is your dick at?

Posted by on Jul. 23, 2012 at 4:21 PM
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So it finally happen. I was in the bathroom and my six year comes in to tell me he has to use it. (I think he has diarrhea, poor kid)
I finish my business and he asks me,"Where's your dick at?" I tell him I don't have one of those. He then asks,"Where are your nuts?" Again I told him I don't have those. I then told him that we say penis or manhood. Not dick. It does surprise me he said dick, since I use the term "manhood" with them and daddy uses the term "whacker dacker"
I don't know which surprises me more though. The fact he asked where was my dick or that he used the word dick. 

Posted by on Jul. 23, 2012 at 4:21 PM
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HistoryNutty
by Silver Member on Jul. 23, 2012 at 5:28 PM
I'm laughing my head off! I really needed that!

How did the anatomy lesson go?
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Caitlin10081989
by Ruby Member on Jul. 23, 2012 at 5:35 PM

He must have heard the word from someplace. Kids ask weird questions. 

marchantmom06
by on Jul. 23, 2012 at 5:46 PM
To me that would be a lack of parenting. My 4 year old has know for a long time the Difference between boys and girls. Being a mommy doesn't exclude you from a gender and at 6 he should know that.


Quoting conweis:

I said it in my replies but he did not realize mommies were girls. 
We have had that talk and he comes to my OB appointments to see the u/s and hear the heart beat. (none of my kids are in there for the vaginal examine) And yet some how it eluded him that I was a girl. I guess he assumed mommies were a different gender altogether. 

Quoting marchantmom06:

Ummm why does your 6 year old not know that women and girls don't have penis'???



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MamaJAG
by on Jul. 23, 2012 at 5:50 PM

When my now 6 yo DS was about 4 (I have 3 boys, BTW), he proclaimed in a superior voice that "boys have a hiney AND a pee wee.  Girls only have a hiney."

MamaJAG
by on Jul. 23, 2012 at 5:54 PM
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Lack of parenting?  Seriously?  Get off your high horse, oh perfect parent.  It is a minor, easily corrected issue that a little boy considered his mommy "a mommy" and didn't think to put a gender to her.

Quoting marchantmom06:

To me that would be a lack of parenting. My 4 year old has know for a long time the Difference between boys and girls. Being a mommy doesn't exclude you from a gender and at 6 he should know that.


Quoting conweis:

I said it in my replies but he did not realize mommies were girls. 
We have had that talk and he comes to my OB appointments to see the u/s and hear the heart beat. (none of my kids are in there for the vaginal examine) And yet some how it eluded him that I was a girl. I guess he assumed mommies were a different gender altogether. 

Quoting marchantmom06:

Ummm why does your 6 year old not know that women and girls don't have penis'???




mamaofficer
by Bronze Member on Jul. 23, 2012 at 5:57 PM
I love that, you are not a girl you are a mommy. Love it!!!!


Quoting conweis:

My kids have been coming with me to the OB. Its a learning experience. No they are not in there during the vaginal check up, but do come in for the heart beat and the first u/s. I have explain the posters on the walls to them and they know girls have vaginas and boys have penises.
My six year old told me, he did not know I was a girl. He thought I was a mommy.... LOL!
 

Quoting ProudMom9799:

 gotta love boys...i'm not even sure which would have surprised me more either lol



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stepharanda
by on Jul. 23, 2012 at 5:57 PM

lol ohh no one more thing to look forward too!

little.worthen
by Tess on Jul. 23, 2012 at 5:58 PM
Your six year old calls his penis a "dick"? Wth...
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JustMe0326
by Platinum Member on Jul. 23, 2012 at 6:03 PM
Oh. I read the title and was about to say "in the living room".
Guess that's not what you wanted to know, huh?? Lol
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pampire
by on Jul. 23, 2012 at 6:05 PM
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They pick up words like little sponges and then squeeze them out when it is least convenient.  My godson is almost 3 so we are starting to spell a LOT around him.

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