|There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.|
You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything.
You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.
You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 p.m. Instead of 7 a.m.
People behind you on a super-market line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.
on Aug. 11, 2012 at 3:53 AM