Last week, I posted the lamest. This week, let's do the funniest!
A few weeks ago, some guy leaned in real close to me and goes, "I like your face."
I laughed so damn hard! What is the funniest you've heard?
"Go deeper than love, for the soul has greater depth…love is like the grass, but the heart is deep wild rock, ….molten, yet dense and permanent." ~ D. H. Lawrence.
You are the peace of all things calm. You are the place to hide from harm. You are the light that shines in dark. You are the heart’s eternal spark. You are the door that’s open wide. You are the guest who waits inside. You are the stranger at the door. You are the calling of the poor. You are with me still. You are my love, keep me from ill. You are the light, the truth, the way. ~ Oral Celtic Tradition
Quoting PinkHairMAMA:
I once had a guy in traffic signal for me to roll my window down. I did thinking he was going to tell me I had a flat or left my gas cap open. He told me "nice car, wanna go out?" yeah NO I'm married. I had to sit in traffic with him for another hour!! Ick!!
Awkwaarrd!
1.) I glance over at a cute guy in a Ferrari..."Nice car!"...
He replies...
"Nice face!"
2) I'm at a bar waiting for my boyfriend (owner) to get off work.
A drunk guy comes up and sits next to me...
He said.."Hey you look really nice! Did you know your lipstick matches your shirt?"
3) I'm in the grocery store in the check out line...
Guy said.."You're very purdy!"
"Thank you" I replied.
He says..."No, I don't think you understand, you're very, very purdy"
"Thank you, very nice of you to say" I replied.
"No, I don't think you see it, you're SPECIAL purdy!"
(he was about 5'2, beer belly, and only had one tooth in front)
4) In high school the first day of my Freshman year, a Senior started singing Eddie Money's "I think I'm in Love" very loudly from across the hallway in front of about 200 kids.
And
"I like the way you walk"
I shit you not :/
Quoting alwayskk:
Quoting PinkHairMAMA:
I once had a guy in traffic signal for me to roll my window down. I did thinking he was going to tell me I had a flat or left my gas cap open. He told me "nice car, wanna go out?" yeah NO I'm married. I had to sit in traffic with him for another hour!! Ick!!Awkwaarrd!
Quoting .shank.:
"You'd look better sucking my dick"
And
"I like the way you walk"
I shit you not :/
He then says what if I told you I was rich?
I said go for you. Go buy a whore.
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- alwayskk
on Aug. 18, 2012 at 1:54 PM