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Funny Things Your Kids Say*Fun Post*

Posted by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:45 PM
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lets hear them
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LAOCH.BlsdmOm
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:45 PM
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LAOCH.BlsdmOm
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:45 PM
my dd is a hoot today she had me rolling in laughter and i haven't laughed in a long while......

I was explaining to her that ice t is on a tv show and she insisted his name was ice age instead of ice t i have been laughing since she said that,i am sure my ds has said funny stuff i just got to remember...

oh and my dd informed me one time that i was not allowed to investigate something because only the ghost hunters are allowed to investigate
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kjsaes
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:47 PM
I called my oldest daughter a monkey for climbing on the swing set. She then comes up to me and says mommy I'm a medium monkey and daddy is a short monkey.
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mamatocaleb
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:47 PM
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 My son was laying on my lap. slowly sat up, got an inch from my face and said "mom am I in your bubble now?".....At MIL's house, he said "mom when is my baby coming out of your gyna, I want him to come out of your gyna please"....sometimes I think he knows too much :)

Sunivondea
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:47 PM
DD (5) recently picked up the phrase "cracking up" as in laughing so hard you crack... Only she says "cracked out"


Lololol gets me every time.
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OneToughMami
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:49 PM
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I was reading a kid's joke to her...


Me: why'd the penguin wear purple suspenders

Her: because he had swag mommy...he had swag
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nataliesmom2012
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:49 PM
We were all sitting at dinner and my SS stands up and says
"Chelsea, did you know that if you marry daddy, you'll be my stepmom!?"
I replied yes.
His response to that was
"You should really do that. I always wanted two moms."
I still laugh about it and that was two months ago.
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krazykiddles
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:51 PM
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Has anyone heard of the condition "Dummitis"?  I hadn't either til my 10 year old son told me about it. 

Sunivondea
by on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:51 PM
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DS (3) has a slight impediment. A few weeks ago he comes to me and says "do you have the butt cracks all warmed up?"
Dh and I just looked at eachother puzzled. DD comes to the rescue saying "he SAID!!! Do you have the rugrats all growed up?"
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poietes
by Laura on Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:51 PM
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My fav:
Me: Curtis(yelling for dh to get ds1 @ 2 years old)
Ds: Curtis
Me: who's Curtis
Ds: that's daddys name
Me: What's my name.
Ds: um....honey?
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