Glad I found this site!

[divinebodynow]

I love the idea of a newcomers club! I feel welcomed already. Where's the donuts?lol Seriously I hope to learn alot from the other moms sharing tips and strategies and just having fun being a mom

[FooLynRoo]

haa haa haaa

your enthusiasm is a breath of fresh air, I would describe new comers more like the valley of lost toys rather than having fun being moms.

[AerickMomi_MrsD]

Advice

You may want to find a smaller group cause newcomers isn't what you think it is just saying..

But welcome to cafemom

[shadenn766]

 with all that being said...i just sent you a message...check your mailbox...lol...

[FooLynRoo]

Don't run away! some of us are really wonderful women who do enjoy being moms too! Come play with us Divine - forever

and ever

and ever

and whatever Shadenn says about me IS NOT TRUE!

[BluePandaDreams]

Hehehe. I thought the same thing when I first arrived. I have learned this place is like watching a bad accident. You want to leave, but can't because you might miss something.

[kaylasmom22]

There are at lot of nice moms here, but you will find the usual annoying bitch who thinks she is better than everyone. Oh and be careful with Foo, she is selling her husband for .50 cents and your curtains better match and look ironed or she will come for you. Lmao

[beadingmom17]

That's probably the best description for it! :)

Welcome, though! And yes, find smaller groups if you want actual advice and support. NC can be cool, but most often is just a place for fun and your daily fill of nonsensical drama :)

Quoting BluePandaDreams:

Hehehe. I thought the same thing when I first arrived. I have learned this place is like watching a bad accident. You want to leave, but can't because you might miss something.

[DEJavu17]

 I'm gonna give you some tips.

Do not tell anyone you are on FS.

Do not bitch about people on PA

do not defend people on PA

Do not feed your kids fast food and tell us about it.

Do not feed your kids healthy food and tell us about it

Tell us about your man drama.

Do NOT tell us about your man drama.

Tell us about how comfortable you live, how nice your house is.

Please, for the love of god. Do NOT tell us about your nice house and how comfortable you live. No one likes a bragger.

Tell us all about your problems, we're here to listen.....we're also here to tear your ass to shreads for having any problems. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT LIKE THE REST OF US!

Oh. and don't think you can just come on here for 5 minutes to see what is going on. Once you log in, you're here all day. And don't try going to other groups. We know. We always know!

 

(I am totally joking...welcome to NC mama!)

[AnnieMcD]

Truth.

Quoting DEJavu17:

 I'm gonna give you some tips.

Do not tell anyone you are on FS.

Do not bitch about people on PA

do not defend people on PA

Do not feed your kids fast food and tell us about it.

Do not feed your kids healthy food and tell us about it

Tell us about your man drama.

Do NOT tell us about your man drama.

Tell us about how comfortable you live, how nice your house is.

Please, for the love of god. Do NOT tell us about your nice house and how comfortable you live. No one likes a bragger.

Tell us all about your problems, we're here to listen.....we're also here to tear your ass to shreads for having any problems. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT LIKE THE REST OF US!

Oh. and don't think you can just come on here for 5 minutes to see what is going on. Once you log in, you're here all day. And don't try going to other groups. We know. We always know!

 

(I am totally joking...welcome to NC mama!)

[DEJavu17]

 Also, if you want to have any ounce of sanity....avoid foo's posts at all costs. We've been hiding crazy meds and she just can't help herself.