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Posted by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 7:46 AM
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I love the idea of a newcomers club! I feel welcomed already. Where's the donuts?lol Seriously I hope to learn alot from the other moms sharing tips and strategies and just having fun being a mom


Posted by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 7:46 AM
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marchantmom06
by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Yes pretty much, they told me I can't be so forward and have to take others unstable emotions into consideration. Pfffff not happening.


Quoting Pink_Sunshine:

*snort* hahaha wonder what you did :) probably said what I always want to but hold back. I shall. I shall.

Quoting marchantmom06:

I haven't seen you around..... I'm not allowed in confessions anymore so come visit us outcast here!





Quoting Pink_Sunshine:

stop it I adore you wholeheartedly.

Quoting marchantmom06:

Me me!!!! I want to irritate you!








Quoting Pink_Sunshine:

I haven't been in Newcomers much. Some posters irritate me.









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Pink_Sunshine
by on Aug. 22, 2012 at 10:51 AM

hehe me neither. There's just so long I can smooth on the sarcasm and add smiley faces to honest comments.

Quoting marchantmom06:

Yes pretty much, they told me I can't be so forward and have to take others unstable emotions into consideration. Pfffff not happening.


Quoting Pink_Sunshine:

*snort* hahaha wonder what you did :) probably said what I always want to but hold back. I shall. I shall.

Quoting marchantmom06:

I haven't seen you around..... I'm not allowed in confessions anymore so come visit us outcast here!





Quoting Pink_Sunshine:

stop it I adore you wholeheartedly.

Quoting marchantmom06:

Me me!!!! I want to irritate you!








Quoting Pink_Sunshine:

I haven't been in Newcomers much. Some posters irritate me.










Aamy
by Ruby Member on Aug. 22, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Lol welcome, now sit back and enjoy the show !!
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mommysangelface
by Pagan Princess on Aug. 22, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Lmao!

Quoting DEJavu17:

 Yeah me too!


I was all "Hi I'm Jo from PA and I'm such a great mom..." I was quickly bitchslapped to a brutal reality.


 


Quoting mommysangelface:

Yup. I found that out real quick when I joined. Lmao


Quoting DEJavu17:


 Circumcision, BF, EBF, FF or RF, Co-sleeping, CIO, marijuana...Yeah. Pretty much any topic is a fire starter, no matter which side you are on.



Quoting mommysangelface:

Don't forget religion
And gays




Quoting DEJavu17:



 I'm gonna give you some tips.




Do not tell anyone you are on FS.




Do not bitch about people on PA




do not defend people on PA




Do not feed your kids fast food and tell us about it.




Do not feed your kids healthy food and tell us about it




Tell us about your man drama.




Do NOT tell us about your man drama.




Tell us about how comfortable you live, how nice your house is.




Please, for the love of god. Do NOT tell us about your nice house and how comfortable you live. No one likes a bragger.




Tell us all about your problems, we're here to listen.....we're also here to tear your ass to shreads for having any problems. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT LIKE THE REST OF US!




Oh. and don't think you can just come on here for 5 minutes to see what is going on. Once you log in, you're here all day. And don't try going to other groups. We know. We always know!




 




(I am totally joking...welcome to NC mama!)



 


 

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LTryon
by Silver Member on Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Surprisingly enough I don't either. I'm usually on here with my iPod, and typing on it can be a pain. I'm always hitting the wrong keys.lol I just notice the criticism a lot in other posts.

Quoting DEJavu17:

 Oh yes. The grammar/punctuation Nazis. I don't get those too much, I am pretty lazy at times with my punctuation and grammar/caps etc.


Quoting LTryon:

Welcome to Cafemom.. Where the days are long, and the b*tches be crazy.

Oh, and to add to what DEJavu has already forewarned of... Grammar & punctuation... We have some self appointed grammar nazis here that will completely ignore the content of a post just to pick apart missed commas and typos. (there are some legitimate "Where the f*#k'd you get your diploma?" posts, but there are some that will pick apart EVERYTHING)....

But yeah, welcome to Cafemom! :)
I would suggest (like the other ladies have said) finding smaller groups that are geared towards your personal interests.. There's a group for pretty much everything.

 

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beaugrl0824
by Gold Member on Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:20 PM
But I love you Jo!!!

Quoting DEJavu17:

 Yeah me too!


I was all "Hi I'm Jo from PA and I'm such a great mom..." I was quickly bitchslapped to a brutal reality.


 


Quoting mommysangelface:

Yup. I found that out real quick when I joined. Lmao


Quoting DEJavu17:


 Circumcision, BF, EBF, FF or RF, Co-sleeping, CIO, marijuana...Yeah. Pretty much any topic is a fire starter, no matter which side you are on.



Quoting mommysangelface:

Don't forget religion
And gays




Quoting DEJavu17:



 I'm gonna give you some tips.




Do not tell anyone you are on FS.




Do not bitch about people on PA




do not defend people on PA




Do not feed your kids fast food and tell us about it.




Do not feed your kids healthy food and tell us about it




Tell us about your man drama.




Do NOT tell us about your man drama.




Tell us about how comfortable you live, how nice your house is.




Please, for the love of god. Do NOT tell us about your nice house and how comfortable you live. No one likes a bragger.




Tell us all about your problems, we're here to listen.....we're also here to tear your ass to shreads for having any problems. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT LIKE THE REST OF US!




Oh. and don't think you can just come on here for 5 minutes to see what is going on. Once you log in, you're here all day. And don't try going to other groups. We know. We always know!




 




(I am totally joking...welcome to NC mama!)



 


 

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Cafe Robin
by Group Owner on Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:24 PM

 

Quoting Lisa2424:

This group is definitely worth sticking around for. It's makes me laugh, cry, angry, and amuses me for hours!!

Welcome to cafemom!!

And there are really a bunch of great woman on here!

Exactly!  I love this group!:)  It has everything!!

Maemae2012
by Member on Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:24 PM

Welcome!!

DEJavu17
by Silver Member on Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:25 PM

 At least someone does :)

Quoting beaugrl0824:

But I love you Jo!!!

Quoting DEJavu17:

 Yeah me too!


I was all "Hi I'm Jo from PA and I'm such a great mom..." I was quickly bitchslapped to a brutal reality.


 


Quoting mommysangelface:

Yup. I found that out real quick when I joined. Lmao


Quoting DEJavu17:


 Circumcision, BF, EBF, FF or RF, Co-sleeping, CIO, marijuana...Yeah. Pretty much any topic is a fire starter, no matter which side you are on.



Quoting mommysangelface:

Don't forget religion
And gays




Quoting DEJavu17:



 I'm gonna give you some tips.




Do not tell anyone you are on FS.




Do not bitch about people on PA




do not defend people on PA




Do not feed your kids fast food and tell us about it.




Do not feed your kids healthy food and tell us about it




Tell us about your man drama.




Do NOT tell us about your man drama.




Tell us about how comfortable you live, how nice your house is.




Please, for the love of god. Do NOT tell us about your nice house and how comfortable you live. No one likes a bragger.




Tell us all about your problems, we're here to listen.....we're also here to tear your ass to shreads for having any problems. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT LIKE THE REST OF US!




Oh. and don't think you can just come on here for 5 minutes to see what is going on. Once you log in, you're here all day. And don't try going to other groups. We know. We always know!




 




(I am totally joking...welcome to NC mama!)



 


 

 

blsdbyangel07
by Evil Food Lady on Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:29 PM

Well, I would tell you to RUN but this group is tame now that they made the Moms Confessions group.  I'm gonna tell you to stay away from there though okay???  Welcome to the group!  :)

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