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11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 6:28 PM
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lfontes
by Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 7:05 PM
The comments cracked me up too!

Quoting cece5000:

I couldn't stop laughing myself. You should read the comments under the article...Hilarious!

Quoting marilyn623:

Sorry but thats hilarious


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RobinBright
by Gold Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 7:15 PM
Would anyone think it was funny if a man held a woman at knifepoint and demanded "suck my cock or I'll slit your throat?"

I doubt it.

Fucked up. There is nothing funny about sexual assault, ever.
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black.eyeliner
by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 7:18 PM

Well I'm not hungry anymore. This should be the new diet fad. Read this story and you will lose your appetite or even your lunch. 

PerfectVirgo
by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 7:19 PM
That. Is. Crazy.
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Pnukey
by Jennifer on Nov. 19, 2012 at 7:31 PM

HAHAHAHAHA, I remember reading about this when it came out. What was she on??

hootowl21
by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 7:59 PM
Oldie but a goodie.
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pinkiebabii
by Jennie on Nov. 19, 2012 at 8:02 PM
lol
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Oceana09
by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 8:02 PM

What the heck? And the "vaginal odor" is just gross.

pamelax3
by Silver Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 8:06 PM
That is strange and funny
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allycally
by Platinum Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 8:09 PM
Tea just came from my nose
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