Still haven't caught him. I've tried glue paper, sticky traps, snap traps, an Acme-style box trap, and even straight up pouncing at the little f*cker. My good-for-nothing ex/roommate refuses to buy live traps, and I can't afford an exterminator.
What now? I'm tempted to just give up, name the little guy, keep him as a sort of pet, and get on with my life.