See what CafeMoms are saying about saving time this holiday season..
"You are the biggest piece of shit that ever slimed a toilet bowl. Say that is elvish."
"Do elves douche, and if so, what do they call their bags?"
(When teaching my mom how to say wolf in gaelic, which is "Foil". Pronounced Fo Wheel) "Fo...wheel? Fo weal? Awe you weally sewious?"