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Things my mother says

Posted by on Dec. 4, 2012 at 11:36 PM
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"You are the biggest piece of shit that ever slimed a toilet bowl. Say that is elvish."

"Do elves douche, and if so, what do they call their bags?"

(When teaching my mom how to say wolf in gaelic, which is "Foil". Pronounced Fo Wheel) "Fo...wheel? Fo weal? Awe you weally sewious?"

by on Dec. 4, 2012 at 11:36 PM
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Paperfishies
by on Dec. 4, 2012 at 11:37 PM
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Uh what?
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Ashley_Carlson
by on Dec. 4, 2012 at 11:38 PM
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That's was what I was thinking the whole conversation....

Quoting Paperfishies:

Uh what?


WinterRosesmom
by on Dec. 4, 2012 at 11:40 PM
Omg so funny


Quoting Ashley_Carlson:

"You are the biggest piece of shit that ever slimed a toilet bowl. Say that is elvish."

"Do elves douche, and if so, what do they call their bags?"

(When teaching my mom how to say wolf in gaelic, which is "Foil". Pronounced Fo Wheel) "Fo...wheel? Fo weal? Awe you weally sewious?"


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krista778
by Gold Member on Dec. 4, 2012 at 11:42 PM

Sounds like stuff my mom says when she is drunk

Ashley_Carlson
by on Dec. 4, 2012 at 11:42 PM

My mom says shit like this when she's stone sober.

Quoting krista778:

Sounds like stuff my mom says when she is drunk


frndlyfn
by Emerald Member on Dec. 4, 2012 at 11:43 PM

Definitely sounds like a drunken rant LOL   I am glad my mom is usually understood and doesnt talk about elves.

Ashley_Carlson
by on Dec. 4, 2012 at 11:44 PM

My mom was completely sober. 

Quoting frndlyfn:

Definitely sounds like a drunken rant LOL   I am glad my mom is usually understood and doesnt talk about elves.


frndlyfn
by Emerald Member on Dec. 4, 2012 at 11:45 PM

just high on life then LOL

Quoting Ashley_Carlson:

My mom was completely sober. 

Quoting frndlyfn:

Definitely sounds like a drunken rant LOL   I am glad my mom is usually understood and doesnt talk about elves.



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