Me: Go take a shower.
DS: Can you get my PJ's?
Me: just put on whatever you want, pjs don't have to match.
DS; I want my Angry Bird pjs.
Me: So get your angry bird pjs then.
DS: I want you to find them.
Me: I have to clean the kitchen. You get your own pjs.
DS: I don't want to.
Me: I don't want to clean the kitchen. We have responsibilities. Tough.
DS: you get my pjs.
Me: you clean the kitchen!
DS: *thinks* I don want to clean the kitchen.
Me: me either.
DS: will you help me clean it?
Me: Will you help me if i don't get your pjs?
Me: then no.
DS: *thinks* Okay I'll clean it.
Me: okay I'll get your pjs.
DS: are you getting me boxers too?
Me: do you want boxers?
DS: no woman I ROLL COMMANDO!
(Ps, he and I ended up finding the pjs AND cleaning the kitchen together. My plan all along, just wanted it to "be his idea")