ma'am can you put your dog away - No I can NOT!
350 sunday afternoon
I crack open my door, two men are on my porch.
Me - Can I help you
Him - Yes Im here for Kim *(&*^& (couldn't hear the rest)
Me - I think you have the wrong house dude
He starts talking and I can't hear him - I have two dogs behind me barking and another with his head over my shoulder barking in my ear
Me - Hold on
(i push the dog down)
Me - what do you want ?
Him - speaks again cant hear him
Me - you need to talk louder, I have dogs here
Him - (louder) Ma'am can you put your dog away
Me - No ican't
Him - Ma'am im trying to find Kim(garbled)
Me - You have the wrong house
Him - if you can put your dog away, maybe you can help me.
My husband pulls the door wide open and Nico jumps on the screen
husband - Unless you're looking for a bite on your ass, I would get off the porch
the two guys are now sitting in their car in my driveway,
DH said they have 5 mins to leave before he goes out there with his gun.
Im sure its nothing bad.. just dumb people thinking I need to do what they want because they are standing on my porch