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ma'am can you put your dog away - No I can NOT!

Posted by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 3:58 PM
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350 sunday afternoon

Ding Dong

I crack open my door, two men are on my porch.

Me - Can I help you

Him - Yes Im here for Kim *(&*^& (couldn't hear the rest)

Me - I think you have the wrong house dude

He starts talking and I can't hear him - I have two dogs behind me barking and another with his head over my shoulder barking in my ear

Me - Hold on

(i push the dog down)

Me - what do you want ?

Him - speaks again cant hear him

Me - you need to talk louder, I have dogs here

Him - (louder) Ma'am can you put your dog away

Me - No ican't

Him - Ma'am im trying to find Kim(garbled)

Me - You have the wrong house

Him - if you can put your dog away, maybe you can help me.


My husband pulls the door wide open and Nico jumps on the screen

husband - Unless you're looking for a bite on your ass, I would get off the porch


the two guys are now sitting in their car in my driveway, 

DH said they have 5 mins to leave before he goes out there with his gun.


LOL 

Im sure its nothing bad.. just dumb people thinking I need to do what they want because they are standing on my porch


by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 3:58 PM
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missamanda86
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 4:00 PM
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I love dogs :)...My neighbor has a weim and my house is his second home, so he's always up here and no one comes to my door anymore :D its great

FooLynRoo
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 4:01 PM

... and they are still there, but i convinced DH to call the cops instead of wave a gun around.. waiting.. should be a few mins

DayDreamer1201
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 4:03 PM
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Good puppies. i trust my dogs over any other human.
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mich.el.le
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 4:04 PM
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Dummies! 2 strange dudes at my door for no reason. OF COURSE I'll put my big guard dog away! *smh*

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missamanda86
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 4:05 PM

RIGHT, and why dont you come on in and have a cup of coffee, while I do that, that way you can scope out my house and decide what you want to steal

Quoting mich.el.le:

Dummies! 2 strange dudes at my door for no reason. OF COURSE I'll put my big guard dog away! *smh*


MrsNewman
by Bronze Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 4:06 PM
That's odd. I wonder what they want.
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mich.el.le
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 4:08 PM


Quoting missamanda86:

RIGHT, and why dont you come on in and have a cup of coffee, while I do that, that way you can scope out my house and decide what you want to steal

Quoting mich.el.le:

Dummies! 2 strange dudes at my door for no reason. OF COURSE I'll put my big guard dog away! *smh*


Uh huh, and if you want to rape me, just gooo right ahead! In fact, why don't I just go round up all my valuables and get naked.  I'll be waiting for you on my bed with all my stuff.

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sucker4myloves
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 4:08 PM

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Jennyp05
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 4:13 PM
We live in the bad part of town. Our parents and siblings have keys. No1 else comes over unless they call first. So when we hear a knock at the door we have accepted that 1 of us might have to get a gun ready. Two more years and we can move!
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FooLynRoo
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 4:16 PM
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All is well, cops got here before they even tried to leave.

They have our address for a Tim somebody. (i thought he said kim)

but no Tim lives here or has lived here.

Cops came in though cause DH looked like a lunatic and the guy said he threatened him with our dogs, which DH tol the cop he did, because the guy didn't seem to want to leave.

and DH is covered in white plaster dust LOL

but the cops know us and our dogs, we just had to give info for the report.

the dudes left, they did not look happy but fuck them. You dont tell a chick to put her dogs away.


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