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I didn't really need to see/hear that.

Posted by on Dec. 10, 2012 at 11:33 AM
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I stepped outside to grab the mail and heard moaning. LOUD moaning. I look around and the crazy lady who lives across the street is humping her yard. No pants on (as usual), just going to town on her lawn. I turned around to go inside and as I locked the door, she jumps up, starts running through her yard and then proceeds to box the air.

I need eye bleach. I think she's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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trishasjunebug
by on Dec. 10, 2012 at 11:34 AM

She was HUMPING her yard?! WTH?

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MeghanPerez
by on Dec. 10, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Yep. Wtf is what I was thinking.

Quoting trishasjunebug:

She was HUMPING her yard?! WTH?

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FooLynRoo
by on Dec. 10, 2012 at 11:38 AM
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You should consider moving.


AMR320
by on Dec. 10, 2012 at 11:40 AM
She needs to be in a psych ward!
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MeghanPerez
by on Dec. 10, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Haha!

I would, maybe, but we are buying this house and we got it for a steal. I'm thinking about taking her some pants, though. Lol


Quoting FooLynRoo:

You should consider moving.


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MeghanPerez
by on Dec. 10, 2012 at 11:42 AM
I completely agree.

Neighbors have called the police on her because she is always outside with no pants on, boobs falling out of her shirt, etc. but they don't do anything. And there are lots of kids around.


Quoting AMR320:

She needs to be in a psych ward!
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IncognitoOne
by Angela-Marie on Dec. 10, 2012 at 11:43 AM
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Now you know why it was "a steal." lol 

Quoting MeghanPerez:

Haha!

I would, maybe, but we are buying this house and we got it for a steal. I'm thinking about taking her some pants, though. Lol


Quoting FooLynRoo:

You should consider moving.

 

 

frndlyfn
by Emerald Member on Dec. 10, 2012 at 12:08 PM
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jeez for them to do nothing about it is wrong.  If a guy did that you darn well know he would be hung by toenails.

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