I asked my husband what the heck a sparkly false eyelash was doing in the car and he said " it must have been stuck to someones shoe after the last skating competition. I said " yeah right it was probably from a stripper you where seeing while you where out of town!" And he said " you're more likely to find a fake eye from a trona stripper" (trona is the name of the tiny town with the only decent hotel for miles that they stay in while they are working at the gold mine in Death Valley ) lmao!! Omg he had me laughing so hard i almost peed my pants!!
on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:33 AM