I know you are fascinated by it but g-d kid-BE CAREFUL!!
Where do I start? I can NOT believe what my child just did. And now that I have calmed down a little it is sort of funny. It also scared the hell out of me.The things little boys do!!
I get home for work and sit down to play on the computer for a bit.Joey (oldest) is watching TV in his room. My younger 2 are giggling and such in the den.I'm starting to get up,telling everyone to go to bed and notice some "desperate" type whispers coming from the den. My "mom-dar" kicks in and I peek my head in. Bryce(9 yr old) is sitting on the couch silently crying and Brian(11 yr old) is demanding "Hold still-I can't get it!" And this is when I realize that my youngest has something stuck on his wiener...Yup,you read that right. Brian and Bryce had pulled the VERY strong magnets off of one of daddy's old name-tags and proceeded to stick them on the head of Bryce's stuff.( I don't think Brian had a lot to do with where they ended up.But,as Bryce's older brother he should have stopped him.) And then they couldn't get them off!!
Everytime somebody tried touching it Bryce started screaming..."It Hurts! Please STOP!" We had to hold him down between 4 people and basically pry the things apart. They were so stuck it probably did hurt and now his little head is all swollen....bah.Boys!! Before anyone says "Why weren't you watching them?" I was but,at 11 and 9 both boys should know better.And anyway,WTH? Why would you do something like that?!! I am laughing and pissed at the same time.Of all the stupid things to do.Sometimes I doubt this kid is as smart as I know he is. LOL
(Btw,boys are out of school for Christmas vacation.The reason they are still up.)
Thought for the day :
Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We are flexible that way.