Dear landlords or so you call your selves
I am sick of calling the maintence men and going down to the office several times a week. I am sick of hearing we will get to it! I pay rent so DO SOMETHING!
NUMBER ONE: FIX MY DAMN HOT WATER! AND FIX IT RIGHT! THE DUDE HAS BEEN OUT HERE 3 TIMES IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS AND IT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT FIXED BECAUSE IT IS STILL ICE COLD! DONT BEILEIVE ME HOP UR ASS IN MY SHOWER! I AM SICK OF HAVING TO BOIL WATER ON THE STOVE AND MIX IT FOR MY KIDS BATHS THAT IS NOT ONLY TEDIOUS BUT DANGEROUS!
NUMBER TWO: PLEASE REPLACE MY TOLIET! APPARENTLY "FIXING: IT IS NOT WORKING! THE DAMN THING OVERFLOWS ONCE A WEEK FOR THE PAST YEAR AND HALF. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU KEEP FIXING IT! AND FOR THE RECORD LESBIANS DONT USE CONDOMS SO NO IM FLUSHING THEM DOWN THE TOILET!
NUMBER THREE: EVICT THESE DAMN ROACHES! I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS HOUSTON AND WE LIVE NEAR A BAYOU! BUT STILL! i KEEP A CLEAN HOUSE AND THESE HOES DONT PAY RENT THEY NEED TO GO! I SPRAY AND BOMB AND ITS NOT WORKING!
instead of being fucking nosy asses and complaining about me waiting for my mail (yeh I got your crazy letter about that) or accidently dropping ONE cigarette butt outside my front door ONE In nearly two years (yup saw that letter two) FIX MY SHIT!
a pissed off tenant
PS: THE ONLY REASON I LIVE IN THIS SHIT HOLE IS I CANT AFFORD TO MOVE!!!!
AS SOON AS I CAN IM FUCKING OUT OF THIS DUMP!
THEY LOOK NICE.. UNTIL YOU MOVE IN!!!