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Differences btwn men & women

Posted by on May. 4, 2007 at 9:29 PM
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Differences between Women and Men

1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbe go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth, and
Barbara.

If Hal,Dave, Ed and Tom go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and
Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Hal, Dave, Ed and Tom will each
throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50.

None of them will have anything smaller and none will
actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.

3. MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need,
but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott
or Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom
is 337.

A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that... Is the beginning of a new
argument.

6. CATS

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women
aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and
she does.

10. DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get
the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She
knows about dentist appointments and romances, best
friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the
house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use
in two people remembering the same thing.
by on May. 4, 2007 at 9:29 PM
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mom_interrupted
by on May. 4, 2007 at 9:33 PM
Thats so funny and true, did you make that up?
luvmyboys2
by on May. 4, 2007 at 9:36 PM

Quoting mom_interrupted:

Thats so funny and true, did you make that up?
no my dh sent it to me from a site that he belongs to lol
lewisam
by on May. 4, 2007 at 9:43 PM
thanks...that is perfect, I am going to take it to my "mom" friends tomorrow, and hang it on my fridge!!
Cherish77
by Cherish on May. 4, 2007 at 9:46 PM
I've read it before but it stil makes me laugh, cause it's pretty close to the truth.
mommyof4mom2all
by on May. 4, 2007 at 9:51 PM
Oh how true and it's funny.
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