I just got the craziest look from my child.
He walked into the kitchen and caught me putting salt on my watermelon.
"Mom....STOP.That is NOT sugar!!Don't worry we can throw it away and get you some clean pieces." I just looked at him and laughed.I tried explaining that it was actually pretty good with salt but he wouldn't listen to anything I said-lol. (who could blame him apparently mom has gone insane-hehehe).He marches off mumbling-"Why would anyone WANT to eat SALTY watermelon?!"
Goofy kids. (Before you ask he's 12)