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I will be having a baby out of my blowhole....

Posted by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:13 PM
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I'm currently six months pregnant. My son just called me at work to give me a lesson and let me know that he has figured things out.
He has informed me that today he read a book about dolphins. There was a section about dolphins giving birth to live young. In his logic:
  1. Dolphins have blow holes on the top and apparently on THE BOTTOM,
  2. Dolphins are mammals;
  3. Therefore his brother will be born from my bottom blow hole...not from my rear, as he previously thought.....

There you have it folks...my boy has figured it out!


by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:13 PM
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RADmomma
by Gold Member on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:15 PM
Hahahahaha!!!

That's cute!'
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strictmomhere
by Platinum Member on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Lol how old is he
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Cubanmom84
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:17 PM

Wow... that's a new one, at least he made a connection there ... except he got it wrong but the great thing is you can remember this and then when his a teenager use it against him lmao

Caitlin10081989
by Ruby Member on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:24 PM

Wow...thanks for informing us. 

Delta.Dawn
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:24 PM

Aww how cute!!

JulyBabies
by Platinum Member on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:36 PM
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The "where do babies come from" talk averted lol

mom_dl6
by Platinum Member on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:50 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 

AWESOME and Congrats on the new Baby to be Momma baby dust

TeamTARDIS
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:52 PM
That is awesome!
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Mommy2AmaznKids
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 5:34 PM

LOL that is cute,how old is your son ?.


Ladybug38231
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 5:42 PM

Lol

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