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Just saying.

Posted by on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:11 PM
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Thought for the day :


 Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We are flexible that way.

by on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:11 PM
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brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:11 PM

frndlyfn
by Emerald Member on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:13 PM

HEY YOU !!!


brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:14 PM

 Hey.Haven't "seen" you around in a while...how's that little girl?

Quoting frndlyfn:

HEY YOU !!!



frndlyfn
by Emerald Member on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:15 PM


OML  long story but otherwise good.  She is in an afterschool class now once a week for extra work on comprehension(reading) and extra social time.  I tried putting her hair up again so we could go to park LOL.  I made a post about it in elementary group.

Quoting brandyblx:

 Hey.Haven't "seen" you around in a while...how's that little girl?

Quoting frndlyfn:

HEY YOU !!!





brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:23 PM

  Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his own children. 
 After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. 
 And the first thing he said was 'DON'T!' 
 'Don't what?' Adam replied. 
 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.' God said. 
'Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!' 
 'No Way!' 
 'Yes way!' 
 'Do NOT eat the fruit!' said God. 
 'Why?' 
 'Because I am your Father and I said so,' God replied, wondering why he hadn't stopped 
creation after making the elephants. 
 A few minutes later, God saw his children having an apple break and he was angry. 
 'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?' God asked. 
 'Uh huh,' Adam replied. 
 'Then why did you?' said the Father. 
'I don't know,' said Eve. 
 'She started it!' Adam said. 
'Did not!' 
 'Did too!' 
'DID NOT!' 
  Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. 
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. 
 If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. 
 If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? 
 Things to think about: 
 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 
 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 
 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 
 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. 
 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. 
 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. 
      Advice for the day: 
 Be nice to your kids. 
 They will choose your nursing home one day. 
        And finally: 
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: 
  'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN' AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!! 



Thought for the day :


 Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We are flexible that way.

brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:25 PM

 Lol-that is probably something I won't ever really have to worry about.If I tried to put my son's hair up...just imagine the look on his face!Hahahahaha

Quoting frndlyfn:


OML  long story but otherwise good.  She is in an afterschool class now once a week for extra work on comprehension(reading) and extra social time.  I tried putting her hair up again so we could go to park LOL.  I made a post about it in elementary group.

Quoting brandyblx:

 Hey.Haven't "seen" you around in a while...how's that little girl?

Quoting frndlyfn:

HEY YOU !!!






frndlyfn
by Emerald Member on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:26 PM

You'll Get Your Coat Eventually

frndlyfn
by Emerald Member on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:27 PM

Handling Stress, 6-Year-Old Style

TheMrs407
by on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:27 PM
Love this one!

Quoting brandyblx:

frndlyfn
by Emerald Member on Apr. 26, 2013 at 8:29 PM

Now I gotta dare you to put his hair up in pig tails ha ha..... If need be get a wig , slap it on him and then the pig tails   ROFL.


Quoting brandyblx:

 Lol-that is probably something I won't ever really have to worry about.If I tried to put my son's hair up...just imagine the look on his face!Hahahahaha

Quoting frndlyfn:


OML  long story but otherwise good.  She is in an afterschool class now once a week for extra work on comprehension(reading) and extra social time.  I tried putting her hair up again so we could go to park LOL.  I made a post about it in elementary group.


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