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You didn't expect this joke here, did you?

Posted by on Jun. 30, 2013 at 3:23 PM
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Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, ‘Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?’ Gödel replies, ‘We can't know that because we're inside the joke.’ Chomsky says, ‘Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong.’

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alexis_06
by AnnaLisa :) on Jun. 30, 2013 at 3:29 PM

 yaaaa...i dont get it..lol

Clairwil
by Silver Member on Jun. 30, 2013 at 3:30 PM
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A group of mathematician are at a team building seminar. When during the night a fire breaks out in one of the mathematicians room's. He quickly tears pages out of his notebook lighting them on fire one by one. He then runs down the hall sliding sheets of burning paper under other mathematician's doors.

After the building burns to the ground the fire marshal asks the mathematicians how the fire spread so fast.

He responds. "I thought distributing the problem would lead to finding a solution faster."

Clairwil
by Silver Member on Jun. 30, 2013 at 3:41 PM
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3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"

The first logician says "I don't know."

The second logician says "I don't know."

The third logician says "Yes!"

letstalk747
by Joy on Jun. 30, 2013 at 5:04 PM

i get it

Clairwil
by Silver Member on Jul. 8, 2013 at 2:32 AM

BUMP!

kidlover2
by on Jul. 8, 2013 at 2:53 AM
I admit I had to google Kurt Gödel to figure out who he was.
Clairwil
by Silver Member on Jul. 8, 2013 at 9:00 AM

BUMP!

Chris030406
by Platinum Member on Jul. 8, 2013 at 9:01 AM
Bump bc I want to read the second one!
ScrChk23
by Amanda on Jul. 8, 2013 at 9:13 AM

 Ha ha!!

Quoting Clairwil:

A group of mathematician are at a team building seminar. When during the night a fire breaks out in one of the mathematicians room's. He quickly tears pages out of his notebook lighting them on fire one by one. He then runs down the hall sliding sheets of burning paper under other mathematician's doors.

After the building burns to the ground the fire marshal asks the mathematicians how the fire spread so fast.

He responds. "I thought distributing the problem would lead to finding a solution faster."

 

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